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Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme

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    Officers quizzed Mads about his visit, and his plans, before adopting a personal line of questioning. "They asked direct questions about drug smuggling, terrorist plans and right-wing extremism, completely without reason," he claimed.

    He should have admitted to that last one. They would have let him right in.

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      fuck dude

      I've got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

      They'd probably magdump me in a holding cell

      Wonder what they'd do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

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      • orionsbelt@midwest.socialO [email protected]

        what the fuck did i just read? this is completely fucked:

        He claims he was then strip-searched, forced to give blood samples, a facial scan and fingerprints.

        "Later I was taken back in, and the situation got even worse. I was pushed up against a wall and was strip-searched with a lot of force. They were incredibly harsh and used physical force the whole time," he claimed.

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        Gestapo don't like no crih tih sisum

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        • V [email protected]

          Not THAT Mads Mikkelsen, though 😄

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          Which one is it then?

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          • tourist@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            fuck dude

            I've got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

            They'd probably magdump me in a holding cell

            Wonder what they'd do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

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            Your username doesn't do you any favor in this case

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            • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

              Which one is it then?

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              The Norwegian one.

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              • orionsbelt@midwest.socialO [email protected]

                what the fuck did i just read? this is completely fucked:

                He claims he was then strip-searched, forced to give blood samples, a facial scan and fingerprints.

                "Later I was taken back in, and the situation got even worse. I was pushed up against a wall and was strip-searched with a lot of force. They were incredibly harsh and used physical force the whole time," he claimed.

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                I seriously doubt it was just the meme - but shitty fanatics do happen to use excessive force for no reason

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                • nasteva@jlai.luN [email protected]

                  Mads Mikkelsen

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                  Confused the shit out of me for a sec

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                  • B [email protected]

                    Luckily Vance is the Antichrist. I mean, he killed the pope!

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                    what makes you think that wasn't 'sanctioned'? I mean WokePope was Woke!

                    (well. not that woke. but, uh. It's all relative.)

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                      obviously they thought he was gay~

                      ~/s~

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                        The fact they chose not to use the (entirely accurate) headline of "US Denies Mads Mikkelsen Entry to US due to Vance Meme" is the most frustrating part

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                          The fact they chose not to use the (entirely accurate) headline of "US Denies Mads Mikkelsen Entry to US due to Vance Meme" is the most frustrating part

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                          Looks like it’s just a guy with the same name.

                          Unless the famous Mikkelsen has had a really rough 21 years

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                          • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                            Don't make fun of bald christian men. They get angry and then their god sicks bears on you for it.

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                            I think trump is too afraid of bears to use them.

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                              I think trump is too afraid of bears to use them.

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                              I don’t see why. It’s not like they eat junk food or anything.

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                                Here in the British Colonies of America, we have a long tradition of never criticizing our leaders. Wait, United STATES or America?? When did that happen? Oh, I have made some serious mistakes.

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                                  Oh good lord, that is terrifying!!! Imagine waking up in bed to seeing THAT!!!

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                                  I know at least two people in this world that do.

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                                    1000001531

                                    this thread needs more JD Vance memes.

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                                      Remember don’t save a Winnie the Pooh, Xi’s mimic on a device that you bringing with you when you travel to China. Or your organs will be harvested 🙂

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                                        Remember don’t save a Winnie the Pooh, Xi’s mimic on a device that you bringing with you when you travel to China. Or your organs will be harvested 🙂

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                                        I have sent my Chinese girlfriend memes about Xi for ages, also got blocked by the Chinese embassy on twitter 6 years ago. I recently went to China and literally nothing happened. They don't really care that much, as long as you behave yourself and don't try and cause civil unrest.

                                        Even China wouldn't really get you for this. Maybe at worse, a mild telling off.

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                                          Why were they even checking his phone? I went to China recently and they didn't check my phone.

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