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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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    Final Fantasy Mpreg

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      PORNHUB

      It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions.
      There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

      I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

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        Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That's just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.

        TikTok doesn't even let you scrub, at all.

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        I'm a seeker. When I'm on mobile and I double tap and instead of going back a few seconds it pauses and unpauses, or changes from full screen or something, or worst of all "likes" the video, I have literally left websites before and been like "I'll find this somewhere else". I cannot stand having to wing it with a tiny scrub bar under my thumb.

        A button that skips back is fine, but often this comes without a skip forward which is sometimes annoying.

        When my phone is in portrait for browsing, and then I hit full-screen on a landscape video, I expect it to rotate for me, rather than showing the video the same size it already was but with huge black bars above and below. Some sites do it, it's not technically impossible, figure it out.

        And then never use TikTok 😛

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          Giant "You are leaving the straight section to enter the peg section. Are you sure?" pop up.

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            Fuckin A right

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            It's f*cked

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              • no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
              • buffering is efficient and quick
              • subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
              • can change volume and resolution
              • can be judged by community with a non-karma system
              • little to no algorithm or AI slop
              • can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
              • peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
              • privacy friendly
              • can download, usable offline
              • none of that copyright bullshit

              In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.

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              pornhub is p2p?

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                PORNHUB

                It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions.
                There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

                I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

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                Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

                Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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                  pornhub is p2p?

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                  I think he was answering the question "how good does a video player need to be?", because many of those points don't apply to pornhub, which also goes more into the site behind it than the player proper

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                    PORNHUB

                    It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions.
                    There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

                    I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

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                    See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

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                      Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

                      Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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                      You would have to ask a doctor, don't take medical advice from the internet.

                      From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn't allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I'm sure there can be more issues, but I don't know about those.

                      A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you've overdone it.

                      And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!

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                        Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

                        Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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                        Carpal tunnel

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                          PORNHUB

                          It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions.
                          There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

                          I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

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                          These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

                          But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

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                            The Internet is for Porn

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                            That it is!

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                              Do you have an example, for science?

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                                You would have to ask a doctor, don't take medical advice from the internet.

                                From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn't allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I'm sure there can be more issues, but I don't know about those.

                                A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you've overdone it.

                                And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!

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                                Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you'll be safe.

                                ::: spoiler sexual violence mention
                                You see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.
                                :::

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                                  Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.

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                                  Unironically, a lot of tech improvements started to make/view porn better.

                                  Example: 3D models improvements.

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                                    Why don't they change the licence of FFMpeg to GPL so that everything uses it is open source? It'd be a win-win.

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                                    Probably big tech companies would fork it from an older version.

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                                      Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don't have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.

                                      And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn't a bird 😁

                                      I have no studies at hand but I'd bet part of my left nut on that theory.
                                      Hence I found that image concluding.

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                                      Good thing that kinky images grow more arousing as you go downwards

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                                        See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

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                                        What's the problem with sax and rope?

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                                          Haha I remember that time too well. Luckily I had a CC and I bought everything on the net back then and was so fascinated by it. Typing a number in and getting stuff. I ordered crap from the other side of the world, it was incredible.
                                          Yes, porn included. How could one resist that temptation back then, I was 12 or so 😁

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                                          How did you obtain the CC and the money on it at 12??

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