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So glad I suck dick

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  • H [email protected]

    No, not again... Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.

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    why am I all wet and sticky?

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    • V [email protected]

      So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

      Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

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      She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old

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      • B [email protected]

        Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

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        I'm choosing Raya today

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          The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

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          You can blame prude corporations who don't want to see those words next to their ads for that.

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          • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

            No, and cracker isn't a slur either.

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            Dick is as much a slur as bitch, and are used in the same context about the same people. They are neither male nor female slurs.

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            • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

              Aw white people, they have it so hard šŸ˜”

              You can't be racist against white people.

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              You are now being racist against whites.

              Congratulations on disproving your own point.

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              • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                A word used to insult a privileged group for being members of that privileged group (i.e. white people) is not a slur. šŸ™„

                Also acceptable: whitey or honkey

                And don't pretend like this is about poverty to try and squeeze crackers into a minority group. Crackerdom is not limited by class.

                Leave it to reddit.world to try and argue about this shit.

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                Whites are not privileged all over the world. Get on with the program.

                Stop being such a bitch.

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                • O [email protected]

                  I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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                  I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?

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                  • S [email protected]

                    The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it
                    The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.

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                    I think it has to do with what they are used to. They never knew the freedom other instances provided.

                    Also, don't you have to read like the Communist Manifesto to even join lemmy,ml? Sounds to me only something objectively stupid people would do to join an internet forum.

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                    • O [email protected]

                      Well aa long as there's consent

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                      Well, since the poster had their own comment censored, obviously not.

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                      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                        you don't have a close relationship with a woman do you?

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                        What does having women in your life have to do with calling general slurs? Are they allergic or something?

                        Can I say dick in front of them or will they start fuming at the mouth?

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                        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                          What if she were that other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

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                          She would make a deal with Ursula to trade her legs for a voice instead.

                          Would make the movie a bit weird though.

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                            So how old is Snow White?

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                            By now? About 88 years at least

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                            • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                              A word used to insult a privileged group for being members of that privileged group (i.e. white people) is not a slur. šŸ™„

                              Also acceptable: whitey or honkey

                              And don't pretend like this is about poverty to try and squeeze crackers into a minority group. Crackerdom is not limited by class.

                              Leave it to reddit.world to try and argue about this shit.

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                              I generally agree that bitch is a slur, the logic of censoring it IS consistent regardless of these opinions.

                              However, there are two types of racism and you are conflating the two. Don't get me wrong, institutional racism is far more significant of an issue and victimises minority groups as you describe.

                              However interpersonal racism does not require societal or cultural context to be racism.

                              These people were assholes to you first but there is no need to be an asshole to random people just because they are not members of a minority group.

                              That is undeniably racism, whether the person is white in america or han Chinese in china.

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                              • S [email protected]

                                Cum farts is here? Huh small world

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                                You know him from outside the fediverse too?

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                                  Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

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                                  • T [email protected]

                                    I couldn't agree more. Unfortunately, the devs are .ml fans, and they know such a feature would ruin their instance because people fucking hate them.

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                                    Check the changelogs for the latest release then. šŸ™‚

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                                    • F [email protected]

                                      I don't think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we're going by age of first appearance then I've got some bad news for you about Elsa.

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                                      I wouldn't use first appearance in the movie as the character age, that's silly. Most of them would be an infant or toddler in that case.

                                      Tangled starts as a baby, Moana starts as a grow up montage, most of the movies have some flashback to early childhood at the very beginning.

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        God damn, I wish I was gay.

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                                        It's pretty great during the occasional year when nobody's trying to exterminate us.

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                                        • H [email protected]

                                          I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?

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                                          Different kinda gay in my case, and read a book.

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