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      Thief: "Whers MA daM MOPHINE!"

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        If true, this is incredible.

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          If true, this is incredible.

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          True or not, I would argue.

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            the other typo makes it really hard to figure out whether "mophine" should have a [sic] on it...

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              the other typo makes it really hard to figure out whether "mophine" should have a [sic] on it...

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              Well it wasn't signed with doctors handwriting pgp, so it was sus

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                Do you need a straw with that?

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                  the other typo makes it really hard to figure out whether "mophine" should have a [sic] on it...

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                  His pad was stollen, baked into a traditional German Christmas cake.

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                    True or not, I would argue.

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                    If it's fun to pretend, then I'm fine pretending.

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                      His pad was stollen, baked into a traditional German Christmas cake.

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                      How does that system work, what is his pad?

                      Here it seems to be entirely digital, I don't need anything and just walk into a pharmacy and tell them my name to pick it up, they usually ask for address to confirm but I think it's just any 2 bits of personal info.

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                        How does that system work, what is his pad?

                        Here it seems to be entirely digital, I don't need anything and just walk into a pharmacy and tell them my name to pick it up, they usually ask for address to confirm but I think it's just any 2 bits of personal info.

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                        In the US, many states require controls (narcotics) be written on paper prescriptions. If they do allow digital prescriptions of controls, there's often a lot more hassle involved with getting approved to do it.

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                          Unless the thief has real good insurance, they better have brought their life savings to the pharmacy with them.

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                            Unless the thief has real good insurance, they better have brought their life savings to the pharmacy with them.

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                            100 pills of 30 mg morphine each cost 36 $, that’s 3 g. So 1 g is 12 $.

                            One pound is around 450 g. So it’s about 5000 $ total.

                            A decent amount of money, but if you resell it on black market you can make a big profit.

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                              100 pills of 30 mg morphine each cost 36 $, that’s 3 g. So 1 g is 12 $.

                              One pound is around 450 g. So it’s about 5000 $ total.

                              A decent amount of money, but if you resell it on black market you can make a big profit.

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                              Gotta spend money to make money!

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                                £1 of morphine won’t last very long in this economy.

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                                  He framed a phone call?

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                                    Unless the thief has real good insurance, they better have brought their life savings to the pharmacy with them.

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                                    United Health Care's response to this prescription:

                                    "Nah, we ain't paying that. We've determined the fair and reasonable rate is a stick to bite down on; don't be a pussy."

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                                      Unless the thief has real good insurance, they better have brought their life savings to the pharmacy with them.

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                                      Damn I get mad when one of my prescriptions costs more than C$20

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                                        I'm guessing, the RX Pad can be used to print a prescription on a piece of paper?

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                                          It's still hard for me to believe that this is how pharmaceuticals are secured.

                                          Pharmacist: "Should we dispense this potentially dangerous drug, it's a large quantity?"

                                          Other Pharmacist: "Of course, look at the paper, it has the correct letterhead!"

                                          It's basically like doctors sit around with a stack full of signed blank checks in their offices, and every once in a while someone steals one and makes a huge withdrawal.

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