Trump says both sides violate ceasefire, tells Israel: 'Do not drop those bombs'
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Hey guys, I think this trump fella’ might be a complete idiot.
An old idiot who’s already limited mental faculties are declining further with no one around to keep him in check.
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Trump is so used to declaring bankruptcy that he thought declaring a ceasefire worked the same way, something you do unilaterally.
I. Declare. CEASEFIRE!
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Mr. Simpson, NOOO!!
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So far, they violated every single ceasefire and yet they claim victims, amazing …
The Israelite cries out in pain as he strikes you.
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"I've got to get Israel to calm down now," Trump said as he left the White House. "Israel, as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they dropped a load of bombs, the likes of which I've never seen before, the biggest load that we've seen. They've been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing."
"Master Negotiator" right there, folks! Gaze upon the Art of the Deal, and weep tears of inadequacy.
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"I've got to get Israel to calm down now," Trump said as he left the White House. "Israel, as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they dropped a load of bombs, the likes of which I've never seen before, the biggest load that we've seen. They've been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing."
'never seen before'. TFG talks in superlatives with a bare minimum of cognitive ability.
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There's an argument for that.
Trump also has incredible political capital. He can literally do no wrong with his base, strongarm congress, and ignore opposition; it gives him paths any other sitting president wouldn't even dream of.
This is the seductive charm of dictators. They're really effective at, and generally put in power to clean up messes, or cut through dysfunctional, stagnant political systems.
That's not really true though, most dictators are hired to fix something and end up wildly inept at it. Hitler was meant to get of immigrant labor and fix the economy, he ruined the economy and didn't really succeed at the immigrant thing to get just suddenly became free extremely expendable labor and the test he have to friends that wouldn't raise a stink an not how badly he's fucked them up.
They're almost to a man extremely convincing and personable liars.
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I’m still trying to figure out how he will bow down to Israel and a Russian backed Iran. How does he not piss off his handlers for either country.
He's actually trying to make them destroy each other so his handlers for the UAE can fill the power vacuum afterwards.
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"I've got to get Israel to calm down now," Trump said as he left the White House. "Israel, as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they dropped a load of bombs, the likes of which I've never seen before, the biggest load that we've seen. They've been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing."
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I believe this is the harshest criticism that any sitting US president had made of israel since Clinton's private
who's the fucking superpower here
Also "They've been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing." is a major broken clock moment.
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"I've got to get Israel to calm down now," Trump said as he left the White House. "Israel, as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they dropped a load of bombs, the likes of which I've never seen before, the biggest load that we've seen. They've been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing."
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"I've got to get Israel to calm down now," Trump said as he left the White House. "Israel, as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they dropped a load of bombs, the likes of which I've never seen before, the biggest load that we've seen. They've been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing."
Who knew 2000 year conflict in middle wast just needed the antichrist to tell them to stop....
The Bible seemed to.really wiff on that part of things
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I tend to agree with you. At the back of my mind, I'm wondering if Trump has the chaotic energy to accidentally break up calcified conflicts and actually make a difference on this one
He should probably not have participated in the bombing of Iran then. Him trying to act as some kind of neutral arbiter right now is completely insane, when he has just dropped bombs on one side of the conflict. This is not how anything works.
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He's actually trying to make them destroy each other so his handlers for the UAE can fill the power vacuum afterwards.
Oh dang. Hadn’t thought of that one. Sounds likely.
