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  • P [email protected]

    I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they're born required to bite somebody 🤷‍♂️

    Fuck the Canada goose.

    Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.

    Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.

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    You need to meet it's bigger brother, the swan.

    Where I live we get white swans, Canadian geese, and Egyptian geese. Egyptian are smaller and absolutely fine. Canadian will get angry and tell you to fuck off Swans are 50% bigger and will run you out of the county.

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    • M [email protected]

      Nah fuck mosquitos, specifically the genus that sucks blood, which is a subsect. They don't even add to an ecosystem and its been widely theorized they could be wiped out without environmental harm, but only benefit.

      Death to biting mosquitos.

      https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/02/20/467094440/would-it-be-a-bad-thing-to-wipe-out-a-species-if-its-a-mosquito

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      Sounds like a certain lake troll is agitating to improve his lake-dwelling experience, if ya ask me.

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        Bees and butterflies don't pollinate all by themselves, FYI. Things that bite/sting also do a lot of pollination work! Flies, wasps, etc

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        mosquitoes can fuck right off. the rest stays.

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        • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.deI [email protected]

          mosquitoes can fuck right off. the rest stays.

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          Actually mosquitos help as well, they are a food source for many other insects and animals. It’s just a food chain (and you are at the bottom… with that sweet, sweet blood)

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          • P [email protected]

            80% of our bugs will be replaced by AI by the year 2026

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            Don't worry, AI will reintroduce those bugs into our software to live on there

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            • W [email protected]

              Actually mosquitos help as well, they are a food source for many other insects and animals. It’s just a food chain (and you are at the bottom… with that sweet, sweet blood)

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              I remember reading a long time ago that most insects are a very protein dense food source ... beef when looking at the whole cow is about 50%-60% protein overall .... while an insect is about 90% protein.

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                Exactly. I'd like to see OP's reaction if a giant would crush his house and maybe even his loved ones.

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                Little Fly,
                Thy summer's play
                My thoughtless hand
                Has brushed away.

                Am not I
                A fly like thee?
                Or art not thou
                A man like me?

                For I dance
                And drink, and sing,
                Till some blind hand
                Shall brush my wing.

                If thought is life
                And strength and breath
                And the want
                Of thought is death;

                Then am I
                A happy fly,
                If I live,
                Or if I die.

                • poem by William Blake
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                • T [email protected]

                  Bite you for no reason?! You're the one crushing their home and messing everything up!

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                  It makes you realize why we want to destroy the world so easily when we only ever see the world as being convenient for us only and not for all life no matter what shape or form it comes in.

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                    I remember reading a long time ago that most insects are a very protein dense food source ... beef when looking at the whole cow is about 50%-60% protein overall .... while an insect is about 90% protein.

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                    if you're not concerned about the texture crickets taste almost exacly like peanuts

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                      Technically those images would be different without insects.

                      You wouldn't believe how dead everything would be without insects.

                      Humans would have an extinction level event if suddenly all bugs were gone.

                      OP IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL!

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                      • E [email protected]

                        I don't mind bees. It's the ones that bite you for no reason at all that I can't stand.

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                        You confuse bees with wasps or what

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                          If you hate bugs so much why not cover yourself with DDT

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                            Technically those images would be different without insects.

                            You wouldn't believe how dead everything would be without insects.

                            Humans would have an extinction level event if suddenly all bugs were gone.

                            OP IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL!

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                            Okay, I can settle for mosquitos and wasps going extinct.

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                              Okay, I can settle for mosquitos and wasps going extinct.

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                              Actually mosquitoes are a major food source for other animals.

                              And wasps are a major aspect of nature's dead creatures cleanup crew.

                              Tics we can eradicate tho.
                              They are also a food source but afaik not nearly as big as mosquitoes

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                                You confuse bees with wasps or what

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                                Just because your puny human brain can't comprehend the reason doesn't mean they didn't have one.

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                                • A [email protected]

                                  Just because your puny human brain can't comprehend the reason doesn't mean they didn't have one.

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                                  Also bees don't really bite. They sting.

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                                  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.deI [email protected]

                                    mosquitoes can fuck right off. the rest stays.

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                                    Without mosquitoes many birds and bats (also both great pollinators) would die out 😞

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                                      Technically those images would be different without insects.

                                      You wouldn't believe how dead everything would be without insects.

                                      Humans would have an extinction level event if suddenly all bugs were gone.

                                      OP IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL!

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                                      Clegs can go extinct and no one will cry about it. Fuck clegs.
                                      I will take mosquitos and wasps any day over clegs.

                                      Not only are they the insect version of a bad day they were also adorned the worst color scheme in nature: gray and poop brown. They have nothing going for them. Delete.

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                                        Actually mosquitoes are a major food source for other animals.

                                        And wasps are a major aspect of nature's dead creatures cleanup crew.

                                        Tics we can eradicate tho.
                                        They are also a food source but afaik not nearly as big as mosquitoes

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                                        Nah

                                        Just make good enough solar panels that can run machines to turn your faeces into Tasty Wheat and all your excreted gases into useful ones and you can get rid of all the animals and insects you want.
                                        Oh and you will need to cover the top of your structures on Earth with them and constantly maintain them against environmental wear and also make sure you have enough energy required for continuous micro-terraforming required to keep the place habitable for humans after the following ecological collapse.

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                                          Everything else dies too.

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                                          Extremophiles: "Are we a joke to you?"

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