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    #25

    I have doctors/technicians in the family.

    And... WTF.

    Do the students know the horrific, gruesome, batshit crazy stuff doctors have to witness and deal with? Not just like objects stuck in orifices, but mentally ill and abusive patients, deathly contagious ones, slow motion tragedy, stuff oozing out of the body you wouldn't believe. Criminal patients, criminal bosses and companies, drama with staff, corporate drama, other fucked up or abusive doctors, drug abuse (from the staff), plenty of sex scandals...

    ...And their thought is: "Patients that want to rub their genitals on the same sex? Eww. I refuse to deal with that, even professionally."

    Wut?

    Let's play devil's advocate and say the bigotry is somehow justified (when it's not). Still, how does that even work? Like, an anti-vaxx nurse I know makes at least some sense, by comparison.

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      I would still help them, I may stab right after tho.

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      Oh I’m sorry, I can’t seem to find the vein. Gosh, have you been drinking enough fluids?

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        A friend of mine is a devout Muslim from a very conservative family and a doctor: he believes that his faith has no place in his job and therefore treats all his patients equally.

        I think fundamentalists of all religions should take a leaf out of his book.

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        Please give him my gratitude for his level of professionalism. I mean it. We need more people like your doctor friend in the world today.

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          The absolute gall they have to call it a "lifestyle" like people choose to live that way one day

          It's not a fucking lifestyle, LGBTQ+ people just are and they exist

          They don't choose to suddenly be that way one day, they have been that way their entire life and discover that about themselves

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          "Ah, but they choose to act on it! You see, my old preacher struggled with gay thoughts all the time because of Satan. He told us so nearly every Sunday. But did he act on them? No! He was straight, just as god intended.

          So those people having gay thoughts are CHOOSING to be gay when they could pray and get a wife and have children like the lord said."

          -Some dipshit I know

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            I'm in a med lab program and they talk so much shit about nurses in our lectures (no offence). They even hire actors and we do conflict resolution exercises like phoning an exhausted nurse to let her know her third draw just got rejected and they need another sample or order of draw problems ect...

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            Don't they have a lot of male nurses where you are? Maybe because it's Seattle and a big town, but my parents in a smallish town had them too.

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              Don't they have a lot of male nurses where you are? Maybe because it's Seattle and a big town, but my parents in a smallish town had them too.

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              I'm in Toronto and just wrapping up my program so I can't really comment on that but I personally know a few male and female nurses.

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                #31

                "I refuse to treat left handed people. It's a lifestyle I don't agree with."

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                  what about uniformed nazis or uniformed zionists?

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                    This culture war nonsense has ruined us. In a humane world a person should be embarrassed and shamed for saying something like 'what if I don't feel comfortable with their lifestyle' - in ANY situation, not to mention a medical one. How about just some basic human decency? What about live and let live? Ideas that we'd all want for ourselves but somehow some of us find it so difficult to afford to others.

                    And before anyone comes at me with some 'paradox of tolerance' nonsense - no, in the tolerant world I dream of, there is no room for the intolerant. We cannot tolerate the intolerant if we want to live in a tolerant world.

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                      The patients sexual orientation does in fact have no influence on their health. The only groups out of the LGBTQIA+ spectrum where you have some "right to deny" healthcare may be trans and intersex people due to them having special conditions and you might not have the knowledge to treat them accordingly. For the rest you are just batshit stupid if you care that much about what people do in their private time.

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                        Yeah it's probably time to sleep... But the memes!

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                        Don't feel too bad, I once had a ticket come across my desk for HIPPO violations. It took half the day to figure out what they were talking about.

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                          "I refuse to treat left handed people. It's a lifestyle I don't agree with."

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                          This was or maybe even still is a thing. My grandpa was forced to wear a sock on his left hand when learning to write as a child. He would be hit if he didn't.

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                            Ishi was head of the med school at tokyo university after.

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                            And Mengele's skeleton is a teaching tool at the University of São Paulo, cause it's the most ironic thing they came up with.

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                              what about uniformed nazis or uniformed zionists?

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                              I am an orderly that was in surgical services and we had a young girl covered in nazi tattoos that came in for surgery. We had to care for her the same as anyone else. Of course we all talked mad shit after that anesthesia kicked in.

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                                Definitely treat them. Really enthusiastically. And let everyone else in the building, perhaps people whose inaurance is fucking them, know what room it's in. Obviously stay on hand to make sure nobody gets any mortal injuries. Bill it extra for every part of that. Do not let your patient die. Dying us bad; think of everything left in the world for your patient to do!

                                This is a happy fantasy. I wish doctors were this cool.

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                                This is the way.

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                                  I am an orderly that was in surgical services and we had a young girl covered in nazi tattoos that came in for surgery. We had to care for her the same as anyone else. Of course we all talked mad shit after that anesthesia kicked in.

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                                  I agree there. The talkin shit after is where the “fun” happens. Because yeah. We have to treat but that doesn’t mean we need to not process what we just went through.

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                                    The patients sexual orientation does in fact have no influence on their health. The only groups out of the LGBTQIA+ spectrum where you have some "right to deny" healthcare may be trans and intersex people due to them having special conditions and you might not have the knowledge to treat them accordingly. For the rest you are just batshit stupid if you care that much about what people do in their private time.

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                                    that doesn't mean you refuse to treat us though, it just means your treatment might take the form of giving a referral to a specialist. you don't refuse to treat a patient with glasses just cause you aren't an optometrist.

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                                      What if the patient is a health care CEO who is known for denying health care to others?

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                                      Hippocratic Oath. So you turn off their life support obviously

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                                        "Ah, but they choose to act on it! You see, my old preacher struggled with gay thoughts all the time because of Satan. He told us so nearly every Sunday. But did he act on them? No! He was straight, just as god intended.

                                        So those people having gay thoughts are CHOOSING to be gay when they could pray and get a wife and have children like the lord said."

                                        -Some dipshit I know

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                                        "He resisted his homosexual urges, and remained faithful to his heterosexual wife until the very day he shot himself."

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                                          "Ah, but they choose to act on it! You see, my old preacher struggled with gay thoughts all the time because of Satan. He told us so nearly every Sunday. But did he act on them? No! He was straight, just as god intended.

                                          So those people having gay thoughts are CHOOSING to be gay when they could pray and get a wife and have children like the lord said."

                                          -Some dipshit I know

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                                          No this is literally it though. They think being gay is a choice because they’re repressed, and constantly feel tempted. They assume everyone feels that, and only gay people give in.

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