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      He dodged one bullet.

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        If you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you're a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn't hit?

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          He did.

          Even though he didn't dodge the last one.

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            He dodged one bullet.

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            Yes, but what about second bullet?

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              He did.

              Even though he didn't dodge the last one.

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              He did.

              Even though he didn't dodge the last one.

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                Why was she considered a bullet to dodge? Was she some sorta nutso problem causer?

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                  Imagine being young and beautiful and dating one of the most famous people in America. Everything is going great for you, and then suddenly it all comes crashing down.

                  Can't be good for your mental health.

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                    If you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you're a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn't hit?

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                    — Wayne Gretzky

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                      Why was she considered a bullet to dodge? Was she some sorta nutso problem causer?

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                      I would answer that question, but I'm afraid Will Smith would slap me for it.

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                        He's not dead, he's coming back in 2026 with a new album.

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                          Why was she considered a bullet to dodge? Was she some sorta nutso problem causer?

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                          She went sideways a few years ago and got into some New Age bullshit artist and made a few really uncomfortable videos of her and Will Smith where he's clearly angry and doesn't want to be on camera while she waxes intellectual about how to maintain a strong marriage. She later went on to cheat on him with one of her sons friends and used her spiritual woo-woo garbage to justify it.

                          Most people just assume she's always been a self-involved asshole.

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                            He dodged one bullet.

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                            The bullet only had to get lucky once.

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                              - Michael Scott

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                                She went sideways a few years ago and got into some New Age bullshit artist and made a few really uncomfortable videos of her and Will Smith where he's clearly angry and doesn't want to be on camera while she waxes intellectual about how to maintain a strong marriage. She later went on to cheat on him with one of her sons friends and used her spiritual woo-woo garbage to justify it.

                                Most people just assume she's always been a self-involved asshole.

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                                New Age bullshit artist

                                You can type scientology here, don't to have beat around it...

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                                  She went sideways a few years ago and got into some New Age bullshit artist and made a few really uncomfortable videos of her and Will Smith where he's clearly angry and doesn't want to be on camera while she waxes intellectual about how to maintain a strong marriage. She later went on to cheat on him with one of her sons friends and used her spiritual woo-woo garbage to justify it.

                                  Most people just assume she's always been a self-involved asshole.

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                                  cheat on him with one of her sons

                                  whoa, what the-

                                  friends

                                  ohhhhhh

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                                    He's not dead, he's coming back in 2026 with a new album.

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                                    I mean, a new Mozart just dropped last year. It could happen

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                                      - Michael Scott

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                                      — Abraham Lincoln

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                                        cheat on him with one of her sons

                                        whoa, what the-

                                        friends

                                        ohhhhhh

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                                        I mean still "what the fuck?" But less "what the fuck?".

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                                          She went sideways a few years ago and got into some New Age bullshit artist and made a few really uncomfortable videos of her and Will Smith where he's clearly angry and doesn't want to be on camera while she waxes intellectual about how to maintain a strong marriage. She later went on to cheat on him with one of her sons friends and used her spiritual woo-woo garbage to justify it.

                                          Most people just assume she's always been a self-involved asshole.

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                                          You left out the worst part…ok not the worst but one of her top 3 anime villain moments:

                                          After Smith had shown a documentary about Pinkett Smith's life at her birthday party, a surprise three years in the making, she told him it was "the most disgusting display of ego I have ever seen in my life."

                                          https://www.newsweek.com/will-smith-40th-birthday-party-jada-pinkett-smith-low-point-marriage-1695387

                                          Imagine you work for three years on something for your spouses birthday and she shits on it and gaslights you into believing you being in the wrong for trying to make her day special.

                                          Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever find yourself in the clutches of a bitch like this: Run. Just run. Run people over if you have to but run! There is no saving this relationship, there is no happiness or future there. Run and find someone worthy of your love.

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