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  • J [email protected]

    Jokes on you, my Oma worked in Dos until her retirement.

    She was an absolute master at it.

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    Jokes on you, my Oma worked in Dos until her retirement.

    I bet one of her previous titles was literally "computer"

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    • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgD [email protected]

      "oh, you know so much! howd you do that?"

      "grandma, i literally only typed dir."

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      My wife calls it “the app with lots of text”. She’s very beautiful.

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      • F [email protected]

        Yes but I'd say it started 10 years before that, growing in numbers through the first few years of the 1980s.

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        That could be, it was a rough period. I wasn't around for the beginning, and even the end is approximate as locked down mobile OSs and similarly user-opaque systems gradually came to dominate.

        Kids today can still learn computers, but they have to explicitly try. I think something analogous happened with early cars. The first guys had to be able to personally maintain and repair the whole thing, and then over time it gradually became an area for experts and the odd enthusiast only.

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          mine doesnt even know how to add a custom ringtone to her phone

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          • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Jokes on you, my Oma worked in Dos until her retirement.

            I bet one of her previous titles was literally "computer"

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            thats one of the nicknames the school jocks came up with about me

            and i just accepted it bc i actually found it fitting so they had to think of another one lol

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            • S [email protected]

              pacman -S neovim

              -"Are you trying to play pacman?"

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              yes my favorite game is the arch package manager

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              • F [email protected]

                The whole "old people are bad at tech" thing is a bit long in the tooth now. Many people who grew up with computers are now old, and many young people are just as baffled by the command line as any grandmother.

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                i didnt say any grandma, i said specifically mine, who follows that trope. idk how yours is but mine is like that

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                  My wife calls it “the app with lots of text”. She’s very beautiful.

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                  yes thats what my music teacher calls trackers too

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                  • L [email protected]

                    That's because the default color scheme is white on black. Just change it and Poof! Blue magic, red magic, yellow magic... so many possibilities!

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                    is the blue magic another name for the bsod

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                      y'all motherfuckers need Bash

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                      Give someone bash, and they'll shell for a day. Teach them fish and they'll shell for the rest of their lives.

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                      • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgD [email protected]

                        "oh, you know so much! howd you do that?"

                        "grandma, i literally only typed dir."

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                        Wait until you type top

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                        • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgD [email protected]

                          mine doesnt even know how to add a custom ringtone to her phone

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                          Mine was convinced that cell phones and landlines were two different networks. Like you couldn't call a landline from a cell and vice versa. This went on for decades, even after we infront of her proved it worked.

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                            Wait until you type top

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                            as a bottom i refuse

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                            • A [email protected]

                              My wife calls it “the app with lots of text”. She’s very beautiful.

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                              At least she even comments. Mine just waves her hand in disgust. She knows it enables her whole technological life, but couldn't give a shit.

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                              • O [email protected]

                                I like typing arcane runes.

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                                Nah, that's APL.

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                                • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgD [email protected]

                                  mine doesnt even know how to add a custom ringtone to her phone

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                                  Do be fair that took me longer than installing the operating system too.

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                                  • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgD [email protected]

                                    "oh, you know so much! howd you do that?"

                                    "grandma, i literally only typed dir."

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                                    "I'm gonna pop out and get some lunch because this is going to take a while and definitely isn't just an SSH into an Ubuntu box running apt update/upgrade in a loop."

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                                      "oh, you know so much! howd you do that?"

                                      "grandma, i literally only typed dir."

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                                      One of my favorite comparisons is computing to magic. They say that sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

                                      A lot of people have a hard time drawing that comparison, but if you tell them that there are very special, rare silica rocks that you can only find in specific places on earth, and that if you inscribe one of these rocks with billions of tiny transistors runes and then power infuse the rock with electricity lightning you can actually make trick the rock into a processor thinking, and that this now let's you create software incantations which explain to the processor thinking rock how to execute a program do specific things for you, then they begin to see why.

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                                      • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                        as a bottom i refuse

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                                        as a middle i refuse too

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                                        • L [email protected]

                                          That's because the default color scheme is white on black. Just change it and Poof! Blue magic, red magic, yellow magic... so many possibilities!

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                                          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/administration/windows-commands/color

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