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      I mean, you can open windows in space, but it would be a disaster

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        I mean, you can open windows in space, but it would be a disaster

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        If you open a window in space, your dad will come storming in telling you that we're not paying to pressurize the whole universe.

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          I mean, you can open windows in space, but it would be a disaster

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          Press the Start button. The React Native app doesn't... React.

          The ship's main computer and all its systems crash - every single fancy monitor shows the same BSoD.

          Since the doors are all electronic, due to safety concerns on Earth that have gotten overlooked while making the craft, all the doors release and open.

          You see the smiley faces and QR codes dissapearing as the monitors get yanked out into the void.

          You soon follow.

          ::: spoiler The end.
          /s
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            I always feel sorry for this T-Rex. Haven't seen a bad joke from it yet. 😄

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              I mean, you can open windows in space, but it would be a disaster

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              You can only open one window, and you can only do it once

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                Crying Dino is cute Dino

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                  Because blue screen of death would really mean death?

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