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    I imagine a lot of hospital rooms, prisons cells, and streets of big cities, being filled with blood and the burnt remnants of corpses. Imagine all that cleaning needed.

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    Technicalities.

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      When saying goodbye to grandma, we all try to ignore the stranger standing nervously in the corner of the room with a fire extinguisher.

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      Billy, don't get too close to grandma!

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        Billy, don't get too close to grandma!

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        Okay, her pulse is slowing, everyone behind the yellow line!

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          car airbags are now filled with ludicrous amounts of fire-suppressor foam

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            Significant additional fireproofing in homes, and especially in beds.

            EKG required for anyone overweight or older than 60 before engaging the services of an escort.

            A lot more murders occur and go unsolved due to a lack of evidence.

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              How does society react to this?

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                How does society react to this?

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                Idk where that's from but this gif looks funny ๐Ÿ˜

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                  The potential for chain reactions on mass transit or in sports stadiums seems unpleasant.

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                    The potential for chain reactions on mass transit or in sports stadiums seems unpleasant.

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                    Mandatory Social Distancing

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                      War becomes slightly easier as there is a sign of a confermed kill.

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                        The trebuchet would become relevant to warfare again as combatants repurpose dying comrades into flaming projectiles.

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                          We would have discovered fire a lot sooner

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                            We would have discovered fire a lot sooner

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                            I mean like, this just became a thing right now.

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                              Isn't this just the plot of Death Stranding?

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                                Some crimes would be harder to solve and the funeral industry would be facing a crisis until they adapt to the situation as casket sales would drop.

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                                  Mandatory Social Distancing

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                                  Social Distancing

                                  Face masks again?

                                  ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                                    Idk where that's from but this gif looks funny ๐Ÿ˜

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                                    Tom Hanks movie where he's stranded on an island and barely manages to make a fire for the first time.

                                    He also makes a friend named Wilson.

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                                      Social Distancing

                                      Face masks again?

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                                      Oh no, you don't need a face mask, you need a fucking Hazmat Suit that can withstand fire and explosions.

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                                        OP You should watch (or read if you like manga) Fire Force. The hook is that people randomly catch fire and society kinda has to deal with it, it's a fun show.

                                        And yeah it's cooler than funerals, the Fire Force brings along nuns to pray for the person when they need to put them out.

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                                          car airbags are now filled with ludicrous amounts of fire-suppressor foam

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                                          Enhance your calm, John Spartan.

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