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In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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  • O [email protected]

    There is a lot of truth to the big in America stereotype. Big country, big cities, big roads, big cars, big buildings, etc.

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    gotta fit all these big fat people...

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    • A [email protected]

      It's called a tub of mayonnaise thank you very much.

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      Psh! Nobody could take a bath in a tub that small.

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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        They dip their fries in mayo over there and put it on hot dogs, gotta get the big jars for that.

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        • sheridan@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          In America the family sized mayo comes in a 55 gallon barrel. That'll last for about a month.

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          The worst thing is... I don't know if I laugh or if I believe this.

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          • R [email protected]

            Maybe American ant size. Costco sells a lovely 1.9L jar.

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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              I mean, isn't that just shelf-stabilized 'Murican pulmonary fluid?

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              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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                I saw this several times when in Finland. I thought it was hilarious (I'm American).

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                • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

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                  Even the jar looks like it needs to be on a diet

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                  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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                    That's like a week's worth at best.

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                    • M [email protected]

                      The worst thing is... I don't know if I laugh or if I believe this.

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                      The real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.

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                      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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                        I had to look it up because I hardly ever actually buy mayonnaise, but I’ve walked down the mayonnaise aisle at the supermarket… What’s funny is that your 600g “50% more: American size” is actually a tweener size here.

                        The standard small jar here is 15 Floz (about 400g; we sell mayo by volume here apparently). The standard large jar is double that. And of course we have less common, but not uncommon, 48 Floz for “family size” and larger still in bulk.

                        We do have containers that are between or smaller, but the those are usually specialty containers (mainly squeeze bottles), specialty types (such as avocado oil based or flavored/blends), or just less common in general.

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                        • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          Well Finland has the saying "Everything is big in America"

                          ...good and the bad, triumphs and fuck-ups.

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                          Everything is bigger

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                          • B [email protected]

                            That's like a week's worth at best.

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                            For a baby maybe

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                            • C [email protected]

                              The real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.

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                              I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be

                              Something a bit larger than 200l... I think an oil barrel is around that size (and yeah, it's "the standard unit" for that).

                              In all seriousness, if the GP said it was a 2 gallon container I would honestly not know if it was true.

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                              • C [email protected]

                                The real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.

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                                The explodey barrels in fps games are typically 55 gallon drums

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                                • sheridan@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  In America the family sized mayo comes in a 55 gallon barrel. That'll last for about a month.

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                                  Maybe if you're Mormon or bathing in it

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                                  • penguin_1024@lemmy.sdf.orgP [email protected]

                                    I found a 128 ounce (3.758 litre) jar at Walmart.

                                    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Hellmann-s-Extra-Heavy-Mayonnaise-Jar-4800126540-2218/10291785?classType=VARIANT

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                                    For anyone unaware, the gallon size of condiments (mayo, ranch dressing, hot sauce, etc) is typically for food service. IOW, restaurants and the like.

                                    That said, there's nothing stopping individuals from getting it, so the point is still valid.

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      They dip their fries in mayo over there and put it on hot dogs, gotta get the big jars for that.

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                                      Mayo on fries and hotdogs slaps, though I prefer cream cheese on dogs for a similar but better experience

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        600 grams?

                                        You could make maybe two sandwiches with that.

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                                        Found the american!

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                                          They dip their fries in mayo over there and put it on hot dogs, gotta get the big jars for that.

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                                          Americans don't dip their fries in mayo. Thats a Dutch/Belgian thing

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