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  • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

    Just don't plant cheap stuff.

    I will probably never grow onions, potatoes, corn, celery and other vegetables that are always cheap.

    I will plant things that are easy and or pricey. Tomatoes for sure, if I bought the tomatoes at the store I would probably have spent $500 just on tomatoes a season. Chives are also easy to manage and expensive in store. Aspargus is stupid expensive and is almost hard to get rid of once established. Some berry type fruits are also worth growing if you have spare land for them since they come back each year.

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    spare land

    Look at Mr. Moneybags over here

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      Yeah that's my attitude as well. I grow the things that are significantly better straight out of the garden. The best tomatoes are too fragile to go through the sorting machinery, so growing your own enables much higher quality produce. Berries are way better picked ripe. Green beans are also super easy to grow and are better fresh.

      Then there's varieties that just aren't popular enough for many stores to stock and specialty stores are far and expensive: patty pan squash, molokhia, ground cherries, shallots, celery leaves (I don't like the stalk), a variety of herbs, peppers that aren't bell or jalapeno, etc.

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      I'm going to grow canning pickles next year because find those specific types in the store is a nightmare, and that's even with someone who works there and can special order them, it's just easier and cheaper to grow my own!

      I'd never grow garlic. Store has huge cheap bins of it.

      San marzano tomatoes though? Growing. Strawberries? Absolutely growing, the store ones are okay but fresh is amazing.

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      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

        we plant onions because that way we never have to think "hey, do we have onions?"

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        I have a similar philosophy with basil. It's cheap enough in our stores, but it's way more convenient to always know its outside.

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        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

          i mean the food is better when you picked it that morning. but like, i can pay someone else to pick it that morning.

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          Yeah, I joined a CSA so someone gets money to buy the machinery in order to farm at a larger scale than they could have on their own and I get fresh fruits, vegetables and honey periodically.

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            My parent's garden has literally thousands of garlic plants that show up unplanned every year. When clearing part of the garden to plant something else, pulling up like 30 garlic stalks is normal. Come harvest time, they give away as much garlic as they can and they still have so much that they have to throw a bunch of it out because it all goes bad before they can use it.

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            I would say they could pickle the garlic... but then they'll probably just end up with too much pickled garlic.

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              once a week i hunt for a shop and gather some groceries.

              Just like my forebears

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                once a week i hunt for a shop and gather some groceries.

                Just like my forebears

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                You're descended from bears?

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                  This sounds like a wall-e type sci-fi concept. Except our actual future.

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                    There are more than 1 seed in each tomato.

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                    My God, we're so fucking rich!

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                      You're descended from bears?

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                      Helps with the hunting

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                        Helps with the hunting

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                        And makes the leather fit better.

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                          This is how I see all of the "I'm going to move to the country and grow my own food" crowd.

                          They're essentially glorifying subsistence farming, a lifestyle that humans have collectively been trying to escape since we invented agriculture.

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                          the "I'm going to move to the country and grow my own food" crowd

                          If this statement appeals to you (it does to me) it might mean you need to find more hobbies that keep you outdoors. (I have and it's great!)

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                            just discovered agriculture?

                            Hey, you want to make a big of money? Do what I did, get into farming

                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

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                            I was expecting this video.

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                              And makes the leather fit better.

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                              Do you still shit in the woods?

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                              • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                I have a similar philosophy with basil. It's cheap enough in our stores, but it's way more convenient to always know its outside.

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                                I like the flowers.

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                                  I would say they could pickle the garlic... but then they'll probably just end up with too much pickled garlic.

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                                  Garlic Confit, use like butter, also really nice on sandwiches, caprese, the oil is great for dressings

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                                    And makes the leather fit better.

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                                    Might make some other things fit better too, but that isn't my wheelhouse, so I'll let experts weigh in.

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                                    • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                      I have a similar philosophy with basil. It's cheap enough in our stores, but it's way more convenient to always know its outside.

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                                      i have so much goddamn basil, lemon balm, rosemary, lavender and laurel because of this philosophy. every few weeks i pick some and fill a jar for each room of the house. it smells fantastic in here.

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                                        You're descended from bears?

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                                        Yes, four of them to be exact.

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