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Don't tell me what to do.

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    This would be bad news in an alternate reality where humans eat by sticking things up their ass and shit out their mouth.

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        “RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”

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          This would be bad news in an alternate reality where humans eat by sticking things up their ass and shit out their mouth.

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          Imagine if they were still doing that when Randy took the world's biggest shit.

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            “RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”

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            Is that him or the worm talking?

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              Literally 1984

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                Well thank goodness I'm not a patient..

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                  Doctors are giving this patient a new idea he'd never considered before.

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                    Breaking news

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                      How else do u digest them tho???

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                        Hey it's Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever...

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                          Use summer rolls instead. They're usually bigger anyway.

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                            Is that him or the worm talking?

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                            Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.

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                              just gonna leave this here https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/doctors-warning-people-not-insert-17802129

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                                Wait what???

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                                  Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.

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                                    "Insert from other end"

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                                      ...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.

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                                        Well now I’m gonna do it out of spite.

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                                          Well excuse me for being a good host during my digital rectal exam.

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