Life hack
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I saw a guy yell at the gate employee. The guy's flight had arrived late and the employee was telling him that the door to his connecting flight was already closed so she could not let him board even though the plane hadn't left yet. Eventually a manager showed up and got yelled at too and he opened the door and let the guy on the plane. So it can work.
I would have just taken no for an answer and ended up waiting in the airport for however many hours it took for them to find a new flight for me. Stupid me.
"The squeaky wheel gets the grease" is an adage that is unfortunately true, and I find it absolutely infuriating.
I would much prefer that we can all be polite and courteous to each other, so when being polite fails but having a screaming tantrum gets results it really makes me annoyed at the unfairness.
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I did not know this. Thanks!!!
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I saw a guy yell at the gate employee. The guy's flight had arrived late and the employee was telling him that the door to his connecting flight was already closed so she could not let him board even though the plane hadn't left yet. Eventually a manager showed up and got yelled at too and he opened the door and let the guy on the plane. So it can work.
I would have just taken no for an answer and ended up waiting in the airport for however many hours it took for them to find a new flight for me. Stupid me.
At this point you are training your customers to be abusive arseholes.
Should have revoked the ticket for being abusive and barred that customer for a few months. You are a big boy now, you can work it out. Maybe try not being a cunt next time.
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They probably also don't have the final say themselves and don't want to bring every complaint to their manager.
yeah instead of being a dick to them it's probably better to be a true karen and ask for their manager immediately
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I mean, they don't, but they do have some obligations about rerouting you in other flights, reimbursing you or helping you return home if you are in transit. They also have to help you deal with the delay time and they may owe you some compensation on top of the ticket price.
So hell yeah, be nice to airline ground staff, but don't let them weasel out of the company's obligations, either.
and the flight they rerout you to only departs the next day so good luck sleeping on the floor
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Airlines don't typically want to delay aircraft; they usually have to due to mechanical or other issues they have to check. The more the aircraft is in the air, the more money is made.
If you could see the list of delay causes, you'd think twice about questioning delays.
If the world was halfway organised, airports would have spare unbranded planes that airlines could use in a pinch when their aircraft need some emergency issues.
Fly it out and back and the main plane is back in use.
Make airlines pay proper compensation and they'd sort this themselves.
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If the world was halfway organised, airports would have spare unbranded planes that airlines could use in a pinch when their aircraft need some emergency issues.
Fly it out and back and the main plane is back in use.
Make airlines pay proper compensation and they'd sort this themselves.
Won't work. Too many different systems between different airlines and aircraft. Pilots won't be rated to use the right equipment and that's the last thing you want.
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I learned from a recent conversation (in which I was the jerk) that many of the airplane employees are not actually employees of the airline.
Often they are contractors without any benefits, including free flights. When they have to travel for work, they sometimes have to pay for their own hotels. They literally have to pay just to work.
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Won't work. Too many different systems between different airlines and aircraft. Pilots won't be rated to use the right equipment and that's the last thing you want.
Have spare pilots too?
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I did not know this. Thanks!!!
Time to book a flight...Complimentary life hack: since practice makes perfect, you can just go the airport anytime to treat them like shit, without a ticket. That way, when you really need to, you’re all ready a pro.
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The real LPT is always in the comments
Hold my AI training data! Because Reddit now owns it.
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It absolutely can work, because people are also lazy fucks etc. It is not like any worker will always want to help you as best as they theoretically could.
I once qued up for a line to the airplane and stood there for basically most of the que. Then suddenly PA announcement calls me out of the que to talkto the employees at the front of the que. The reason: "You sit near emergency exit, are you aware? Y/N".
Then they sent me to the back of the fucking que.
I did not smile to them or say thank you that day.
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I’ll never forget this one. Used to fly a lot for work. Got stuck somewhere cause of “weather”. The low level person and I were talking. I watch a plane takeoff through the window behind him. He’s like you hear that, thunder.
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I saw a guy yell at the gate employee. The guy's flight had arrived late and the employee was telling him that the door to his connecting flight was already closed so she could not let him board even though the plane hadn't left yet. Eventually a manager showed up and got yelled at too and he opened the door and let the guy on the plane. So it can work.
I would have just taken no for an answer and ended up waiting in the airport for however many hours it took for them to find a new flight for me. Stupid me.
There is a trick that may or may not work in this circumstance - tell them your baggage is already in the hold. If they know you aren't on the plane, they would have to unload the plane to recover the baggage. It's worked with me once, where the gate staff called the pilot, who told them to let me through.
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At this point you are training your customers to be abusive arseholes.
Should have revoked the ticket for being abusive and barred that customer for a few months. You are a big boy now, you can work it out. Maybe try not being a cunt next time.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Declining the customer's reasonable request disproportionately affects them. The corporation is a big boy too, and can eat whatever associated cost of accommodating (paying the customer off, resetting the "clock" the pilot is on by opening the door). In some cases, there's no impact to any other customer (such as making up the lost time once you're in the air and can cruise faster). These random occurrences are built into the price. If it happens too often then the corporation needs to track their own data better and not issue tickets with unreasonably timed or otherwise risky connections, because to not do so will enable their competitors to one-up them. Free market, amirite?
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and the flight they rerout you to only departs the next day so good luck sleeping on the floor
Twice I've had a flight that was canceled or returned to origin after 90 minutes in the air and then couldn't redepart until 24 hours after we landed.
They provided hotels both times.
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I learned from a recent conversation (in which I was the jerk) that many of the airplane employees are not actually employees of the airline.
Often they are contractors without any benefits, including free flights. When they have to travel for work, they sometimes have to pay for their own hotels. They literally have to pay just to work.
This story was brought to you by the US of A
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I choose to believe this.
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I’ll never forget this one. Used to fly a lot for work. Got stuck somewhere cause of “weather”. The low level person and I were talking. I watch a plane takeoff through the window behind him. He’s like you hear that, thunder.
Sometimes it’s about the class of plane and the weather on the specific route you’re taking.
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Maybe someone who works for an airline can explain this to me. Most other industries that rely on a piece of equipment to function, have backups on standby. The number of backups is a function of the failure rate of that specific piece of equipment. So let's say you are a trucking company, and you know from experience that one out of twenty trucks on average will go down in a given week for some repair issue but it's in your company's best interest to keep the freight moving on time. So you have 5% of your fleet on standby across your shipping route to keep your business functioning. It doesn't seem like airlines do this, or they do it very poorly and don't seem to have any incentive to improve. What gives??
