Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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regulate all social media, tech, telecom companies, video sharing sites and payment processors as public utility
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I wish my niece wasn't sick.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I feel like I shouldn't joke about this one as it might be more than a flu, so I won't write a joke comment. I sincerely hope that your niece gets better and I wish them strenght to fight biology against all odds. I know that your niece is loved, because you writing this comment means that they are in your thoughts, and that makes me happy.
Love them unconditionally and you will also give them strength to carry on and fight their body or external attacks against the body. The world throws shit at us every chance it gets, but your niece is a strong warrior who has survived until now. Support them, give them love, be there for them so they can build up their strenght when it's momentarily waining.
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make all choclate bars in my house 25% bigger pretty please
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Unfortunately I can not directly alter the human mind as it's against the wizard code of ethics
But I do that on my own and try to do my best to remove ignorance and hate from the minds of people with the power of projecting compassion where possible. If a human is too deep in their own ignorance, then I try to protect others around them to the best of my ability.We'll I guess I'll just have to let the SCP Foundation know that I've found a dangerous reality bender. Unless you want to rethink that stance.
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We'll I guess I'll just have to let the SCP Foundation know that I've found a dangerous reality bender. Unless you want to rethink that stance.
I mean.. I'm just a jobless dude with a long beard... spare some change? No wizardry or magic hoopity poopitys here sir.
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I feel like I shouldn't joke about this one as it might be more than a flu, so I won't write a joke comment. I sincerely hope that your niece gets better and I wish them strenght to fight biology against all odds. I know that your niece is loved, because you writing this comment means that they are in your thoughts, and that makes me happy.
Love them unconditionally and you will also give them strength to carry on and fight their body or external attacks against the body. The world throws shit at us every chance it gets, but your niece is a strong warrior who has survived until now. Support them, give them love, be there for them so they can build up their strenght when it's momentarily waining.
Your spells are mighty strong, Mr. Wizard. Thank you.
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Unfortunately I can not directly alter the human mind as it's against the wizard code of ethics
But I do that on my own and try to do my best to remove ignorance and hate from the minds of people with the power of projecting compassion where possible. If a human is too deep in their own ignorance, then I try to protect others around them to the best of my ability.Ok, then put a "truthiness" meter on all media, which can't be removed. It should not beat around the bush: if something is a lie, it should say "lie!" If someone is lying, it should say "liar!" If someone truly believes something, but are simply wrong or misinformed, it should have a truthiness meter.
It should do this for all news, anything masquerading as news, and televangelists. Fiction presented as fiction without pretense of being fact is exempt.
The meter should resist all attempts at hiding, filtering, and removal. It should apply to all media.
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Turn me into a girl pleeeeeeease 🥺
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Turn me into a girl pleeeeeeease 🥺
wrote on last edited by [email protected]This is an impossible task unfortunately as we haven't been able to find a way to reverse aging with magic despite millenia of dedicated research into magic. You must continue living as an adult/young woman, Lena, or talk to a dark alchemist or a warlock.
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This is an impossible task unfortunately as we haven't been able to find a way to reverse aging with magic despite millenia of dedicated research into magic. You must continue living as an adult/young woman, Lena, or talk to a dark alchemist or a warlock.
I have a second wish, can you make all pedantry vanish?
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Ok, then put a "truthiness" meter on all media, which can't be removed. It should not beat around the bush: if something is a lie, it should say "lie!" If someone is lying, it should say "liar!" If someone truly believes something, but are simply wrong or misinformed, it should have a truthiness meter.
It should do this for all news, anything masquerading as news, and televangelists. Fiction presented as fiction without pretense of being fact is exempt.
The meter should resist all attempts at hiding, filtering, and removal. It should apply to all media.
I .. uh .. did I tell you I can conjure a sandwich? Sandwiches are pretty nice. And takes away the helpless feeling we have when we can't directly affect the world in the way we would like to.
A sandwich will restore your energy, give you a sense of control (since you choose what your sandwich is made out of) and encourages you to make noise, sign petitions and spread the word about the dangers of mis/disinformation and why someone would want to spread such information.
Conjure your sandwich, then plant the seed of that truthmeter into the minds of people.
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Please write BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER permanently into the sky above each continent high enough and large enough to be seen by all. If a continent has a predominant language it can be in that language and if the math and physics work out it could even be by nation or region.
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I have a second wish, can you make all pedantry vanish?
Gurl, the headline says "one wish".. but I gotchu fam one mo time
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Can you curse those with extreme wealth with debillitating back pain? The more above the median you are, the more intense. Make sure the cause is entirely known
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make all choclate bars in my house 25% bigger pretty please
Unfortunately the Wizard's Code of Ethics prohibits this due to massive deforestation events that occur when we conjure chocolate
Magic giveth but magic also sometimes takethBuy chocolate from responsible producers!
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regulate all social media, tech, telecom companies, video sharing sites and payment processors as public utility
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I try to cast spells and curses, but we need unity. For higher powers to regulate them we need to make the high council hear our spells and join our chants (vote in every election).
I cast (my vote) spell in your cause.
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Unbend my back pretty please!
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make everyone happy or at least somewhat comfortable, all the time
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I wish for another wish
