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    Asexual non smoker here. I have bad news for you:

    The urge of sucking robot dick is truly universal and inevitable.

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    I'm hoping we make First Contact soon so I can make a healthy transition from Robot Dick to Alien Dick.

    Sorry, that's insensitive.

    Xenophallus.

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      Gotta taper the nicotine down, even if you vape like a chimney out of habit, that way when you do try a cigarette again the nicotine is overpowering and gross

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      True! I was out of my element last year and ran out of juice due to poor planning. Resorted to sharing a smoke and felt like garbage for the next two days.

      I do still miss the smell, though. Probably just nostalgia from feeling like a Cool Guy for the first time in my life choking down a Camel unfiltered behind the 7-11.

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        Dutch tobacco? the whacky kind?

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        Halfsvere Shag. Finely shredded rolling tobacco like Drum or Ball Shag. I rolled my own smokes before I quit. The aroma, in my opinion, is dreamy, especially compared to American cigarettes.

        If Bali Shag released incense sticks, I'd seriously consider purchasing them.

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        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

          You're both being pretty shitty guests, please just leave my daughter's birthday party.

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          You're going to have to call the police, buddy.

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          • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

            Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.

            You sound like you need a cigarette.

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            Talking about taking deep breaths...

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              I smoked from the time I was 15, until I was 33. I got a prescription for something called Chantix that worked really well for me to quit permanently.

              It worked well for a few people I knew, but one guy said it made him really depressed / suicidal.

              Chantix isn’t available anymore because of something that was in it that might cause cancer, but there’s a generic form of it called varenicline that may or may not be available in your country. Ask your doctor maybe if there’s a pill that will help you quit.

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              This reads like a Pharma advert.

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                Yes, smoking takes years off your life.

                But they're the years at the end....

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                  I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

                  Don't smoke kids.

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                  • ikidd@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                    Holy pearl clutching.

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                    Lemmy can be so stereotypically "well actually" annoying. Any light-hearted whatever topic will be filled with douchenoozles pearl clutching.

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                      I don't think people smoke because they feel like shit doing so, quite the opposite imo

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                        I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

                        Don't smoke kids.

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                        Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.

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                          Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.

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                          I yearn for that strength. I'm sure I'll quit one day

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                            Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.

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                            How I feel about my (soon to be ex-) wife...

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                              I live alone and actively wish I could die. I'm not hurting anyone but myself.

                              I am glad that it's not cool with the younger generations, and that the whole vaping fad kinda died back.

                              Still though, the amount of self righteousness and lack of empathy from some non smokers really makes me glad that I will never have to hang out with those types of people.

                              Addiction is a hell of a thing, and when the alternative is worse than quitting, it's extremely difficult to quit.

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                              Smokers are addicts that it's "morally acceptable" to shit on. The self righteous love it.

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                                Yes, smoking takes years off your life.

                                But they're the years at the end....

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                                Man if only that was true. A neighbor across the street is a chain smoker, and I hear him hack up a lung every morning for a couple of hours.

                                Yeah smoking will make you live shorter, but it'll also reaaaally fuckin' ruin your life leading up to that.

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                                  But if you smoke, you don't notice other smokers smelling like shit, which is nice.

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                                    Ive seen people quit oxy easier then cigarettes

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                                      Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.

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                                      That feeling will disappear eventually. I rarely even think about it even when I see smokers now. If I'm out drinking though that's a different story...

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                                        I'm just some Lemmy user, I can't fix the world

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                                        Not with that Attitude!

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                                          Boy do I love tobacco.

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                                          Good News! Cigarette Juice!

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