Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?
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(Let's asume you have kids).
Hopefully they inherit the psychopomp job too and it is a career resilient to AI and self-driving cars. If Waymo works in the Underworld, they will be looking for new career options like every other Z and younger.
If they want the job, of course. I'm not one of those old school escorts of the dead that insists the kids follow in parents' footsteps.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
My kids call me Boursin Cheese because they couldn't pronounce my name (or chose not to)
They get what they give.
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I wish I could be so lucky.
https://www.usa.gov/name-change
Assuming you're American, based on your username and instance. Hope that helps.
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My kid would genuinely love it, it's right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.
I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with "what if you pooped a car?" But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.
The name's P00ptart...
JAMES P00ptart.
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They would probably find it pretty cringe
Think about it though. In like 100 years, the irony will wear off, and you'll have Millers, Carpenters, Smiths, and fucking Gigachads. It'd work, it just might take awhile.
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Eh, it's pretty descriptive of me but I wonder if my kids would be the same. They'll be monotheistic, most likely at least, but yappy/argumentative is not a given.
God, I hope they're not monotheistic.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
who cares
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(Let's asume you have kids).
They're going to be elated, hysterical, I'd even say!
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(Let's asume you have kids).
I’m not sure mine would understand.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
Hope mine like shitty candy!
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(Let's asume you have kids).
They wouldn't hate me at all.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
My kid would likely say I crushed it.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
During early life, they'd like it. As teenagers they'd hate it. In their adult years they'd come back around to liking it again.
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They're going to be elated, hysterical, I'd even say!
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(Let's asume you have kids).
What kids?
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The name's P00ptart...
JAMES P00ptart.
Shaken, not stirred
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Oh, and Talking Heads fans calling them "psycho killer."
That's far better!
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My cats will be fine with it.
Did you try asking them? Ask them and please report back with their response
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(Let's asume you have kids).
Kids are probably going to make fun of the foot part. Teenage girls are going to ask my sons if the size matches other parts.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
Eh, unless they don't like cute stuff I don't think they'd care lol
