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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • megaultrachicken@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

    Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.

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    One of your progeny is destined to be a key advisor to President Camacho, head of 'The Department of Agriculture; Brought to you by KFC/PizzaHut'

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      (Let's asume you have kids).

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      Everyone can finally choose "dr." option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.

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      • N [email protected]

        As long as I don't name them Steve then we're all good

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        Just make their middle name not.

        The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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        • F [email protected]

          That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.

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          How have I never seen that sketch??

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            (Let's asume you have kids).

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            well, I'm snipped so that's not a problem, but if we decided to for some reason adopt, they probably wouldn't love it. I wonder if tabbed browsing would ever go away and it would be a surname based on something that everyone forgets (there are more obscure examples but for example Cooper, Cobbler, Fletcher, Bowyer, Tyler, Taylor, Brewster, etc.)

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              It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

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                They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.

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                  Probably not too much

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                    I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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                    There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.

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                      They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                        I don't get it

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                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                          Not at all

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                            I don't get it

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                            Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                              They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                              Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle

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                                They will dread everything free

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                                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                  As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

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                                  • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                                    Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                                    Sir Goldholz

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                                    • meekah@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                      Sir Goldholz

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                                      Yeah. Is not that bad

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                                      • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                                        Yeah. Is not that bad

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                                        I'm just joking about you mistyping "surname"

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                          This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

                                          I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

                                          Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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