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    DHL forgives you

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      I had the same reaction when my my Google Assistant told me that while it was not a real person that my words are real

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        This comment section has revealed that a disturbing amount of Lemmy is insufficiently paranoid

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          I had the same reaction when my my Google Assistant told me that while it was not a real person that my words are real

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          Did you tell it to fuck off? I ask because that's the same response I got when I did that.

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            None of that sounds productive to me. It seems accusatory and self-satisfied to the point of being abusive. Sounds like the kind of things infuriatingly rude people say and do to try and deflect from their own toxicity.

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            You better fix that attitude problem before it lands you in some trouble.

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              This comment section has revealed that a disturbing amount of Lemmy is insufficiently paranoid

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              Because they use fitness trackers or for clicking that dodgy-ass link?

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                Because they use fitness trackers or for clicking that dodgy-ass link?

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                It's not that dodgy. Backblaze is a cloud storage company and the this is their endpoint for serving S3 object storage. Piefied links straight to that instead of proxying it themselves.

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                  Did you tell it to fuck off? I ask because that's the same response I got when I did that.

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                  In order to test this I have determined that there are various different profane terms that it will respond to with this particular message. At this point I'm not sure what I said to it originally.

                  I just did it again and it says "I'm a virtual assistant but your words are still very real, please be respectful"

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                    Telling people "calm down" is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
                    For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them "You'd better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble", and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with "Close your mouth" and I walk away. This makes people realize they're overreacting and they calm down right away.

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                    I'll try this at work with manager. Thanks for the advice!

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                      I kinda like it when my watch tells me that im stressed out and to do a breathing exercise. it helps me realize that I'm probably upset over absolutely nothing in the heat of a moment.

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                      After I learning I'm physically stressed almost all the time and didn't realize it, I decided to save battery life by turning that feature off.

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                        Garmin is neat because it waits till you calm down to tell you you were stressed. Then you’re like „huh, yeah, I guess I was. Thanks for noticing!”

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                        I should switch to Garmin.

                        My current smartwatch is getting old and kinda sucks....

                        Aah well.

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                        • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                          DHL forgives you

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                          Is that a fucking Reddit link?

                          Where's my pitchfork?

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                            https://sopuli.xyz/c/hailcorporate

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                              That and "smile". These make me wanna maim the guys who tells me this.

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