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  • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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    people getting upset at this don't deserve a woman this funny

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      Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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      Lmao

      1000010958

      Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?

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        Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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        Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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        • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.

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          The OG German also says "most beautiful in the whole country."

          Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand,
          Wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?

          It was changed to rhyme with the English word for "all" but you could argue that even in English it isn't a literal inclusion of every person alive.

          The original also puts Snow White's age in the story at seven years old, so maybe we don't need to be comparing relative aesthetic qualities of women and children at all.

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          • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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            How dare you pass her test.

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              Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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              Your instance does...

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              • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                #28

                According to a certain imageboard's iCame top 100 index, it's Princes Jasmine.

                By a huge margin.

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                  Your instance does...

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                  any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                    Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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                    Bitch whaat ?

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                      any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                      Anywhere but lemmygrad or hexbear, really. lemmy.dbzer0.com, lemmy.world (EDIT: ngl, I forgor there are multiple issues with this one. We should also be pushing folks to smaller instances anyways, because mega-servers are a threat to the fediverse.), lemmy.zip, or lemmy.blahaj.zone are all good ones. I'm quite partial to kbin.earth (although you'd need a different app), and there's also piefed instances.

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                      • someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                        Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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                        What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

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                          any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                          Come over to lemmy.zip!

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                          • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

                            Lmao

                            1000010958

                            Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?

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                            Holy fuck that can't be real. I'm almost convinced to make an account just to see if they're trolling. Is this how they recruit?

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                            • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                              Holy fuck that can't be real. I'm almost convinced to make an account just to see if they're trolling. Is this how they recruit?

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                              lemmy.ml is run by nannie-state fucktards that masturbate with such silly displays of power.

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                                What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

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                                They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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                                • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                                  Holy fuck that can't be real. I'm almost convinced to make an account just to see if they're trolling. Is this how they recruit?

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                                  This is how they enforce the CCP's social values.

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                                    any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                                    Might want to consider piefed instances as well, it's a fediverse front-end not developed by the weaklings that decided to censor your innocuous words.

                                    I should do that too...

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                                      any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                                      Literally any non-ml instance would be a way better choice. Also avoid hexbear. The rest are pretty solid. I'm happy with speed of Lemmus.org, but lemmy.world worked fine for me too.

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                                        any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                                        join-lemmy.org has a list of joinable servers, there's also https://fedidb.com/software/lemmy (and another one i can't rember rn)

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                                          any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                                          Literally anywhere that isn't lemmygrad or hexbear will usually be better. You could go to an instance with open sign up until you find somewhere else, but they tend to house a lot of closeted reactionaries, I assume because those people like the anonymity. Personally I just looked up instances to see which ones I liked. They'll have a description of who they are and if sign ups require an application you just say why you want to join their instance. It's not a huge deal really.

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