I'm the swamp hunter. Where you at?
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this was drawn by a Texan. Americans think they are the only "tough guys" because they're assholes. Come and mess with Canada, we'll put you back in your place, chumps.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Meh, as someone who grew up in swamp puppy land I think this whole map is why people like Trump get away with touting places in America as being dangerous and people believing it enough for congress to not shut it down. I've been up and down the east coast, stayed in every borough except Staten Island at least once. Throw in D.C., Philly, Baltimore, Atlanta, tiny towns that most people have never heard of or couldn't find on a map. I've been to Phoenix, San Diego, Dallas, Charlotte, Chicago, Memphis, Nashville... And I'm sure many I've forgotten. The one thing they all have in common is they have all had mostly nice people.
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I can assure you, there are much scarrier people in new england than people who wear shorts in the winter. First, its THEIR winter, not yours. Secondly, fluffy AT-ATs (Moose).
This also is the part of the world where New Hampshire is, they are the "Live Free or Die" state for a reason. Texas would probably like that motto, but they would have to take it from NH, and we all know who were betting on in that fight.
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Notice the fascists aren't pulling this shit where we're armed? Funny that.
Pretty sure they are pulling that exact shit right now where we're armed
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To be fair I'm pretty sure you need guns in most of Alaska.
wrote last edited by [email protected]And if you don't have one, be very assured that there are several gun stores between your current location and your destination.
I spent 2 summers there working at a fish processing plant, saw lots of gun shops.
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so they can just have Hawaii?
Gun ownership is restricted(1 gun per 27 people vs 1.5:1 in the US.), so they would be up against polynesian melee weapons and a fierce Ha'a.
Sure, there are military bases and the Pacific Fleet to get past, but we are assuming landfall is possible with the map.
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Pretty sure they are pulling that exact shit right now where we're armed
Where is that? All is see is LA, Washington and NYC, the very places with the most restrictive gun laws and the most gun resistant populations. Serious question.
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I can assure you, there are much scarrier people in new england than people who wear shorts in the winter. First, its THEIR winter, not yours. Secondly, fluffy AT-ATs (Moose).
This also is the part of the world where New Hampshire is, they are the "Live Free or Die" state for a reason. Texas would probably like that motto, but they would have to take it from NH, and we all know who were betting on in that fight.
Them folks in Vermont aren't exactly afraid of arms, and neither is Bernie.
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Why is there always a force field around CO?
CO should also be, "Even the liberals have guns."
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Just east of GANGS NY would be "BMW drivers."
Probably worse than gang members to be honest.
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actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go
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NY would put up a big fight. Brooklyn can't go without artisanal kombucha more than a week.
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I think Washington State is included in the Nazis part, and honestly, that's fair. Once you get out of the city, it's hit or miss. To be clear, we punch nazis inside Seattle., we have video.
it includes parts of Montana too which is also accurate. they have little communities up there and do weird shit. I call them Peyote Waffen
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In MN minding our damn business lol!
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Why is there always a force field around CO?
Meth and mountains. Even the OOP couldn’t get in to write it.
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actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go
also like 90% of the terrain is straight up mountain face and dense forest with like maybe 3 highways crossing the mountain range total. Access control is super easy.
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I think they mean Navy SEALs, not pinnipeds.
They probably mean the musician, Seal. He lives in Malibu.
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actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go
And more guns in Northern California than in the 5 surrounding states combined.
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And more guns in Northern California than in the 5 surrounding states combined.
I did not know that. I heard there was a kind of rugged rural community around there but never known what they were actually like
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I was gonna say Joe Exotic being Oklahoma’s main claim to fame is a bummer, but then I remembered that I actually went to his zoo so I can’t say shit
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I did not know that. I heard there was a kind of rugged rural community around there but never known what they were actually like
In the coastal counties is a very weird breed of folks that consider them selves progressive hippies that may well have been born and raised on a peace and love commune, but if you question very far you will find a shit ton of racism, homophobia and transphobia. And they have shotguns.
They aren’t, as a rule, violent about their shitty beliefs, but if you show up on their property (half a mile down a private road) they will absolutely greet you with a warning shot.
On the inland side, same deal, but they vote Trump and have automatic weapons and a bunker full of ammo.
