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All I Want for Christmas Is You

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  • O [email protected]

    Stop. It's spooky season first.

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    "Trick or treat, Merry Christmas. It shouldn't be that damn fast."

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    • J [email protected]

      I wish there was someone in the world who hadn't heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.

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      There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven't heard the song [citation needed].

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      • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]
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        I'm so glad I don't work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I've heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can't listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.

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        • L [email protected]

          I'm so glad I don't work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I've heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can't listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.

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          If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.

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          • noxypaws@pawb.socialN [email protected]

            Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwfdC9Zqyk

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            Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.

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            • B [email protected]

              it's my favorite Christmas song 😞

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              Nothing wrong with that, but surely you can understand why a lot of folks are tired of it by now

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              • noxypaws@pawb.socialN [email protected]

                Nothing wrong with that, but surely you can understand why a lot of folks are tired of it by now

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                i cant actually. i worked retail for 4 christmases and i always loved when mariah carey came on

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                • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]
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                  Dude, Spirit Halloween started opening locations out here mid August. I'm surprised Mariah isn't already screeching from the PA systems of every store.

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                  • O [email protected]

                    European Union does not acknowledge the Turkey.

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                    Only as a forever candidate.

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                    • P [email protected]

                      Not yet, not until we wake Green Day up at the end of this month.

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                      It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.

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                      • C [email protected]

                        Thank god in the Netherlands we first have to have the zwartepieten discussie.

                        For anyone out of the loop this is a tradition that is changing but some boomers get really mad about changing it.

                        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

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                        Oh yeah heard about him a lot from a bunch of people that insist they are not racist.

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                        • J [email protected]

                          I wish there was someone in the world who hadn't heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.

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                          It did faintly sound like the track was running along with it in a couple spots

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                          • L [email protected]

                            I'm so glad I don't work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I've heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can't listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.

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                            When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on

                            fuck the Christmas music tho. I don't think we played it much thankfully

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                              Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox

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                              • O [email protected]

                                European Union does not acknowledge the Turkey.

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                                My friend from Turkey is sad about that.

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                                • noxypaws@pawb.socialN [email protected]

                                  Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:

                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwfdC9Zqyk

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                                  If I send that to my wife I think I'll have to cook dinner for a month but it'll be worth it

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                                    Thank god in the Netherlands we first have to have the zwartepieten discussie.

                                    For anyone out of the loop this is a tradition that is changing but some boomers get really mad about changing it.

                                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

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                                    The boomers seem very racist.

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                                      I heard it’s PSL in the air that’s causing the melting

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                                        Get the goddamn gun.

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                                          https://youtu.be/3KvWwJ6sh5s

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