Melbourne start-up launches 'biological computer' made of human brain cells
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Is this just a weird pregnancy announcement?
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"Crap! Bob there's a unit in Rack BC29849 that has gone out can you go and swap it for a new one?"
Bob:
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You are... The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.
We're stuck...
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How long before AI runs on this? We need to stop.... I'm scared. This is black mirror level shit.
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Yeah, but that one has issues with exhaustion, needs breaks now and then... oh, wait, neurons need that too.
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE.
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Ghost in the shell vibes
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Oh boy, once the sales soar they gonna be collecting raw materials like that (soon-to-be-very) successful food company:
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I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!
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After the 2nd Zion, when The One is returned to the source
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Can it run doom?
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Oh boy! Scientific horrors beyond my comprehension!
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i wrote a short story a decade ago where people temporarily rent out their brain to act as a global scale bio super computer. and how people were large scale cheated into needing to rent out their brains for the rich to exploit.
i have to find where i put it!
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speaking about biological computers
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no it only screams
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Same tbh
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But not beyond the brain-in-a-box’s comprehension!
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sudo exit simulation please abracadabra Rumpelstiltskin
