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  • L [email protected]

    How old is this? Because Clinton hasn't been president for a while now. Also Epstein was killed much later, at least that's the official story unless it was a doppelganger all these years.

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    Go ahead and check the community name.

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Go ahead and check the community name.

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      Sorry, I guess I confused it for shitcomment

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      • N [email protected]

        I was about to reply, but couldn't come up with anything but a demotivated sigh.

        Instead, I'll leave you this comment as a written version of that very air leaving my body as a result of this hopefully sarcastic comment of yours.

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        Sure, I'm just joking in a shitpost community, sure šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ‘¼šŸŽ…šŸšµā€ā™€ļø why not

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        • L [email protected]

          Sure, I'm just joking in a shitpost community, sure šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ‘¼šŸŽ…šŸšµā€ā™€ļø why not

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          /s really helps. I didn't believe it either at first.

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          • N [email protected]

            /s really helps. I didn't believe it either at first.

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            Sure /s

            Well, I do often use it but sometimes I just don't care enough

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              what is a number neighbor?

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              • L [email protected]

                what is a number neighbor?

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                maybe read the text in the meme, it's explained

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                • L [email protected]

                  what is a number neighbor?

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                  Take your phone number. Now add/subtract 1. Those are your number neighbors.

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                  • L [email protected]

                    Sure, I'm just joking in a shitpost community, sure šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ‘¼šŸŽ…šŸšµā€ā™€ļø why not

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                    No, if I believe you're stupid then that reinforces my myopic world view in which I am the only smart person on the internet.

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                    • L [email protected]

                      Sure /s

                      Well, I do often use it but sometimes I just don't care enough

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                      If you need to use an /s then you're not doing it right.

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                      • B [email protected]

                        Just a reminder that Epstein was killed when Trump was president. Trump's attorney general was William Barr. Barr's dad was very close friends with Epstein, gave Epstein his first job, and Barr's dad wrote pedo scifi as a hobby.

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                        In addition to that, Epsteins own brother testified in court that Donald Trump had visited the island multiple times.

                        Contrary to that, the Clintons have like 2 photos with him at the fundraising events he attended religiously (Epstein's front was as a venture capitalist and philanthropist). They also were offered and accepted using his private plane on one occasion alongside Alec Baldwin to fly to an AIDs relief mission in Africa. Never been to the island.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          If you need to use an /s then you're not doing it right.

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                          Not necessarily. Many people struggle to read subtext, especially with no non-verbal communication and with people you don't know

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                          • M [email protected]

                            No, if I believe you're stupid then that reinforces my myopic world view in which I am the only smart person on the internet.

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                            Maybe I am stupid and maybe you really are the only smart person on the internet? Ever thought of that?

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                            • W [email protected]

                              Take your phone number. Now add/subtract 1. Those are your number neighbors.

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                              no its because they killed epstien

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                                In addition to that, Epsteins own brother testified in court that Donald Trump had visited the island multiple times.

                                Contrary to that, the Clintons have like 2 photos with him at the fundraising events he attended religiously (Epstein's front was as a venture capitalist and philanthropist). They also were offered and accepted using his private plane on one occasion alongside Alec Baldwin to fly to an AIDs relief mission in Africa. Never been to the island.

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                                I can believe this - that Trump was paying Epstein for pedophile shit and Clinton never got involved. I also find it pretty easy to believe that despite never being involved with Epstein, Bill Clinton is a scumbag and a rapist, considering the numerous allegations against him:

                                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton_sexual_assault_and_misconduct_allegations

                                It's not proof per se, but with politicians these days, I believe it's most accurate to find them dirty and corrupt until proven otherwise via their legislative actions (to wit, I'm not holding my breath vis-Ć -vis 99% of Congress).

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                                • G [email protected]

                                  Nope those dots connect too easily. Lizard people funded by Soros and the pope.

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                                  Turns out the pope is a lizard person. Boom.

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                                  • U [email protected]

                                    I can believe this - that Trump was paying Epstein for pedophile shit and Clinton never got involved. I also find it pretty easy to believe that despite never being involved with Epstein, Bill Clinton is a scumbag and a rapist, considering the numerous allegations against him:

                                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton_sexual_assault_and_misconduct_allegations

                                    It's not proof per se, but with politicians these days, I believe it's most accurate to find them dirty and corrupt until proven otherwise via their legislative actions (to wit, I'm not holding my breath vis-Ć -vis 99% of Congress).

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                                    Clinton does seem like the kind of guy who would gladly "grab em by the pussy" if she was an adult, but Trump is obviously not so discerning.

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                                    • L [email protected]

                                      no its because they killed epstien

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                                      • R [email protected]

                                        You weren't kidding:

                                        In the future, humans have formed an intergalactic empire ruled by aristocrats. During a time of war with the Plith, an empire of ant-like alien bug people, ambassador John Craig, a formerly Liberal Earth man in his 30s, is dispatched to the strategically important planet Kossar, a human colony that was settled by the Carlyle Society as a place of exile for political extremists and now is ruled by an oligarchical high council of seven nobles, each of whom is in charge of a different domain with its own traditions. Their boredom and absolute power have driven them to madness, to the point that Kossar's entry into the empire has been stymied by the Man-Inhabited Planets Treaty's clause (written by Craig) against alliances with slave owning societies, due to its practice of kidnapping humans to become illegal playthings of the galaxy's super-rich.

                                        Craig, who now is campaigning to bring Kossar into the empire, had previously been to the planet when the passenger ship on which he was travelling on a return trip from the Betelgeuse Conference was captured by space pirates. While en route to Kassar, one of the pirates awakened Craig and the other prisoners to rape a 15-year-old virginal redheaded female captive in front of them; the rapist's fellow pirates later hear of this and dock his pay as punishment for spoiling her market value. Craig then spent two years as a slave of the beautiful, sensual, and sadistic Lady Morgan Sidney, the only female member of the oligarchy, with whom he became romantically involved. Together, they lived in her castle, ruling over and engaging in sexual relations with those under their dominion, including an enslaved teenager at a clinic used to breed enslaved people. When Craig stumbles on hints of an alien invasion, he realizes he must escape to save humanity.

                                        Craig is depicted as undisturbed by Lady Morgan's sadism. When he is ordered to sexually assault the enslaved teenager, he enjoys his participation in the act.

                                        Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Relations

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                                        "Ant-like alien bug people"

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          Just a reminder that Epstein was killed when Trump was president. Trump's attorney general was William Barr. Barr's dad was very close friends with Epstein, gave Epstein his first job, and Barr's dad wrote pedo scifi as a hobby.

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                                          And Barr choose the prison he was sent to, and visited the cell just a few days before he was killed.

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