When you marry someone who thinks ahead
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That hing on their hands... It doesn't look like a spoon.
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Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh
Racid? Do you mean rancid?
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Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of... anything?
it couldn’t hold hundreds of pounds of air… or of hydrofluoric acid
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he’s planning a murder/suicide involving peanut butter
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he’s planning a murder/suicide involving peanut butter
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I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.
So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.
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Nah, it's just crunchy.
crunchy and 'spicey'
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Racid? Do you mean rancid?
He meant racist.
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Now do it with other food like milk.
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That's not nearly enough for a lifetime
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I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.
So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.
probably for hunting.
Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.
Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.
Take my peanut butter away?
From my warm sticky hands!
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That hing on their hands... It doesn't look like a spoon.
that word in your comment, doesn't look like a thing.
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I think I'm overpaying for peanut butter
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This is probably like... number one on the "my partner might be a doomsday prepper" checklist.
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So potentially I can have a PB bath for around 100$? Neat
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That's not nearly enough for a lifetime
A single jar is more than enough for a lifetime.
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probably for hunting.
Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.
Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.
Take my peanut butter away?
From my warm sticky hands!
Am I weird for wanting a machinegun that shoots hogs at peanut butter?
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Now do it with other food like milk.
"Honey, I bought a cow!"
Yeah, perfect.
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So you're going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y'all.
Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that's what they mean by "a lifetime supply"?
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That's not nearly enough for a lifetime
If you ate all of it at once it would definitely last a lifetime. Especially if you have a peanut allergy!
