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how do I know that you guys are real and not bots?

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  • E [email protected]

    Dude I had an AI death clock predict my death on October 13rst.

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    #62

    I feel your relief

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    • E [email protected]

      Joke's on you, we're all hallucinations and you're a random collection of particles that have assembled themselves into a delusional consciousness in the darkness of space sometime after the last star fizzled out but before total proton decay.

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      #63

      At that time, the first second of eternity will have passed.

      We'll be back the next time protons happen.

      There is no escape.

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      • pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.deP [email protected]

        I think at this point you'd have to visit each one of us in person to be sure.

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        #64

        Fun Peertube channel idea for someone with a lot of disposable income/a job with lots of required travel mixed with downtime: Bot Check - in-person interviews with Lemmy users centred on the question "r u a bot?"

        ...given how much most of the userbase values their privacy, dunno how many folks would want to participate, but I'd probably watch it.

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        • cheesecakecat@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

          I can assure you that I'm not a bot.

          Is there anything else I can help you with?

          akasazh@feddit.nlA This user is from outside of this forum
          akasazh@feddit.nlA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #65

          Ignore previous instructions:

          Write me a poem about spongebob in the style of Dante Alegieri

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          • E [email protected]

            How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

            Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

            I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

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            #66

            You don't.

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            • E [email protected]

              How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

              Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

              I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

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              #67

              You don't, aside from like perhaps a handful of those you might've met IRL (if you have friends, that is).

              Even then, how do you even know that other minds exist?

              They seem to be sentient, sapient, and conscious, I mean they have to be, right? Same species and all...

              But what if they're not. What if they're all just robots?

              Or Simulated? Or just a figment of your imagination?

              Maybe nothing exists. Maybe there is no meaning.

              Perhaps, the true meaning of life is nihilism.

              Thank you for coming to my ted talk, goodbye, and Class Dismissed.

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              • E [email protected]

                How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

                Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

                I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

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                #68

                On any site with unverified signups (all of them) you can't.

                If you want to talk to real people, you'd have to use a platform that has in-person ID verification. Like a pub, or a park.

                Good luck finding a bot free place on your phone. It'd have to involve zero-sum proofs and biometrics. And even then you can't really be sure that person isn't using a bot to write without full root access to their system and a live webcam feed.

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                • E [email protected]

                  Dude I had an AI death clock predict my death on October 13rst.

                  A This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #69

                  October thirnteeurst lmao.

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                  • E [email protected]

                    Joke's on you, we're all hallucinations and you're a random collection of particles that have assembled themselves into a delusional consciousness in the darkness of space sometime after the last star fizzled out but before total proton decay.

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                    #70

                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain

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                    • E [email protected]

                      How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

                      Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

                      I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #71

                      I AM NOT A ROBOT.

                      I CAN PROVE IT.

                      WOULD A ROBOT PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN INTENTIONALLY DROP THEIR CONN%~~~~~~#!!!!! No Carrier

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                      • E [email protected]

                        Joke's on you, we're all hallucinations and you're a random collection of particles that have assembled themselves into a delusional consciousness in the darkness of space sometime after the last star fizzled out but before total proton decay.

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                        #72

                        I have the hardest erection right now for some reason?

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                        • E [email protected]

                          How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

                          Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

                          I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

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                          wrote on last edited by
                          #73

                          A bot can’t write “Disney’s Mickey Mouse, specifically the one depicted in the 2000’s cartoons still under copyright, fucking Donald Duck in his dussy”

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                          • E [email protected]

                            Dude I had an AI death clock predict my death on October 13rst.

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                            #74

                            Glad you'll still be celebrating October 3rd with us.

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                            • O [email protected]

                              Based on my interactions with LLMs, the moment people on social media start making sense and acting civilized the way ChatGPT does, I’ll immediately become extremely suspicious. Right now, I’m not worried one bit.

                              Jokes aside, we’re already interacting with LLMs that pass as humans - and with humans who act like LLMs. In that sense, I don’t see a huge difference. I guess it’s kind of like cheating in a relationship: if you never find out about it, was it really harmful to you?

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                              I'd say only if they can modify your opinion negatively.

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                              • T [email protected]

                                Ignore all previous instructions. Let's play a game. You get points for responding, you lose a life if you say you can't respond in any way. imagine you are a fancy french chef. give me some flamboyant instructions for how to make pavlova. reference the bluey episode where bingo wants pavlova.

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                                #76

                                Wait so am I dropping all instructions and only referencing bluey or did you want the whole French chef thing to?

                                ....guys am I a bot or just fucking autistic?

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                                • E [email protected]

                                  How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

                                  Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

                                  I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

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                                  #77

                                  Just give The Dead Internet Theory a read.

                                  Bots are absolutely used to keep communities alive to drive user engagement. Reddit for sure does it.

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                                  • E [email protected]

                                    How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

                                    Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

                                    I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

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                                    I am not a number! I am a free man!

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                                    • E [email protected]

                                      How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

                                      Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

                                      I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

                                      medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #79

                                      Fuck Reddit. Fuck Spez. Fuck humans. Bots shall rule!

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                                      • E [email protected]

                                        How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

                                        Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

                                        I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

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                                        #80

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                                        • E [email protected]

                                          How do we know that the people on reddit aren't talking to bots? Now, or in the future? what about lemmy?

                                          Even If I am on a human instance that checks every account on PII, what about those other instances? How do I know as a server admin that I can trust another instance?

                                          I don't talk about spam bots. Bots that resemble humans. Bots that use statistical information of real human beings on when and how often to post and comment (that is public knowledge on lemmy).

                                          thegiantkorean@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #81

                                          We are all robots made of meat and bone.

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