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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Just grab your toilet tube! Keep it next to your poop knife for easy access.

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      The air would be straight carbon monoxide at best

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      Methane flavored.

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

        Not really a bong if you bypass the water. That's just a pipe with a decorative water feature.

        Edit: actually I just realized this doesn't work at all. The tank connects to holes around the inside rim of the bowl, not the drain. This is just huffing sewer gas while you happen to burn weed nearby.

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        This guy bongs.

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          “It’s not working!! Which of the 27 components did I forget??” 🪦

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          Seat cover.

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            You'll likely die before you: a) remember where you put this thing, b) manage to successfully thread it far enough so you're not inhaling toilet water, c) survive the sewer gases. If the window is big enough get through, better to jump.

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              I wonder if this actually happened to someone or this is the a case of armchair survivalism.

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                Damn that's a big ass bud. And I like 420 notation pointing at it

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                • peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

                  I wonder if this actually happened to someone or this is the a case of armchair survivalism.

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                  What do you mean internet chud?
                  You didnt use the toilet air gap?
                  I expected that with my VAST knowlage, (ajusts monocle) see as for me i live on the interwebs to expand my VAST knowlage of things (400 year old roman throne squeaks ($5 ikea office chair)) its rather arbitrary that you have never seen this in action? Whats next your gonna to say you dont shoot yourself with pellets to gain bullet immunity or take showers? /S

                  ^THIS IS SATIRE^

                  To be legit, im kinda intreasted aswell to know if this has actually been used!

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                  • iheartcheese@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                    This guy bongs.

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                    And plumbs.

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                      I'll just die, thanks.

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                        Kingsman: The Secret Service

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                          Kingsman: The Secret Service

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                          That scene bothered me so much! If there's a path to air from the plumbing vent, then those toilets would've been draining water from that room really quickly. If they were overwhelmed by the water, then the hoses wouldn't be useful for breathing

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                            Just grab your toilet tube! Keep it next to your poop knife for easy access.

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                            Bringing a little piece of Reddit with ya.

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                              That scene bothered me so much! If there's a path to air from the plumbing vent, then those toilets would've been draining water from that room really quickly. If they were overwhelmed by the water, then the hoses wouldn't be useful for breathing

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                              Oh fuck now I will never unsee that.

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                                also you can drink the water in the bowl when you get thirsty

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                                My dog taught me that years ago!

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                                    Don’t forget your poop plug so the devil can’t turn you gay

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                                      Lol looks like some shit my friends and I would have tried in high school

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                                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                        Define fresh.

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                                          That scene bothered me so much! If there's a path to air from the plumbing vent, then those toilets would've been draining water from that room really quickly. If they were overwhelmed by the water, then the hoses wouldn't be useful for breathing

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                                          Exactly. Getting rid of a suddenly huge influx of water is literally what toilets are made to do.

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