Got some more folks??

[snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

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[rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works]

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: You fuck her!

[henfredemars@infosec.pub]

Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I've had dates that would have loved that one.

[tachyontele@lemm.ee]

If you can pull off dumb jokes this one is an easy one to get them to laugh/eyeroll

Edit. So I called my gf and used it:

Me: Hey, i just have a question.
What's bigger than a tuna?

Her: i... Don't know. What?

Me: A threena!

Long pause.

Her: that was... that was very nice. Very very nice. I don't know what to do now because of how nice that was ...

Her: Are you done?

Me: Yeah, that's all I got.

Success!

[darkdemize@sh.itjust.works]

#unclejokes

[g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Astyanax Mexicanus

[impudentmortal@lemmy.world]

What's the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?

The ding dongs

[honorarymancunian@lemmy.world]

*Astyanax Mexcanus

[kingjalopy@lemm.ee]

That's cute. OP thinks they're the one who is fucked here lol

[snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Always keep a spare strap on in my car

[schorsch@feddit.org]

Oh gosh darn, they're focked!

[brainsploosh@lemmy.world]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

[darkdemize@sh.itjust.works]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

[letsgo@lemm.ee]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

[hupf@feddit.org]

That's my favorite messenger

[canadiancarl@sh.itjust.works]

I think it says, f•cked. There is a book on it.

[some_random_nick@lemmy.world]

Sounds like Michael talking to Jane (The Office)