Training Payoff
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The joke is that programmers actually have sex.
Some of them move to marketing and become sexual predators
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Now I want to know how different distros measure up in unix socks per 1000 users or something. I have a feeling that Debian has a higher total number, but NixOS a higher percentage, maybe?
Polling time?!
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I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements
Isn't that basically what the new 3ds did?
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Isn't that basically what the new 3ds did?
Don't know. Never had a 3DS.
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Unix socks are for more than just Arch
Unix socks
Wait does that mean i can wear them if i use MacOS?
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Isn't that basically what the new 3ds did?
Wait, what
That thing isn't a thumbrest ?!
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Centrally Located Input Tool
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The point is that you're looking at the wrong programmers. You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.
Damn, our hiring process was wrong all this time!
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So that's why the keyboards are waterproof too?!
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I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.
What’s the punch that I’m missing here?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I think it went like this:
- Linux is highly customizable
- customizing or "ricing" your Linux machine became a hobby
- weebs got into the hobby, infesting the space with anime waifus and other degenerate cartoons
- some time during the weeb infestation, thigh high socks became a recurring theme
- gay/trans programmers sarcastically posted themselves in thigh high socks
- gay/trans programmers who didn't get the sarcasm unironically adopted thigh high socks
- Rust was invented
So you see, it's just another example of the kind of tragedies that can befall society when sarcasm isn't clearly labeled on the internet.
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I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements
It's the teverse of precision for me, slow slow medium weee speeed!
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I think it went like this:
- Linux is highly customizable
- customizing or "ricing" your Linux machine became a hobby
- weebs got into the hobby, infesting the space with anime waifus and other degenerate cartoons
- some time during the weeb infestation, thigh high socks became a recurring theme
- gay/trans programmers sarcastically posted themselves in thigh high socks
- gay/trans programmers who didn't get the sarcasm unironically adopted thigh high socks
- Rust was invented
So you see, it's just another example of the kind of tragedies that can befall society when sarcasm isn't clearly labeled on the internet.
I loled at "Rust was invented"
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I never thought to use my tongue to move the mouse
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Unix socks
Wait does that mean i can wear them if i use MacOS?
Debatable. I'd argue that they're FOSS-specific
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Unix socks
Wait does that mean i can wear them if i use MacOS?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You can only use Apple Branded iSocks
.If you want to use normal socks you need an adapter.
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I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements
Controller innovation is dead in the water because familiarity
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It's the teverse of precision for me, slow slow medium weee speeed!
The closer I am to a target the more I will overshoot it
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…and other fairy tales you can tell yourself.
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The point is that you're looking at the wrong programmers. You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.
Words to live by or class action lawsuit waiting to happen? Won't know until you try!
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KinkPad FTW
AKA Twinkpad
