Congratulations, homosexual!
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I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.
emergency testing initiative voice from the start of P2, just for the maximum level of unpersonness
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I just read it twice, with both, in my head.
Cave Johnson was funnier.
I read it as GLaDOS first and got a little smile, then went back and reread it as Cave Johnson and laughed.
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There was cake, just not for you.
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He didn't say "Chariots!", so we know it was a Cave Johnson from an alternate universe.
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I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.
JK Simmons would do this press release proud.
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Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!
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Can hear Cave Johnson saying that, it's missing an off script line after "your favourite colour of gay"
Cave Johnson standing away from the mic: what do you mean the colour gay? Gays not a colour! It's a rainbow, it's all the colours! Who wrote this script? I want them fired, fire them now!
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So "So that was a fucking lie" was a fucking lie
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I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.
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Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!
I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium
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I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium
Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.
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It was Cave Johnson for me.
For Cave, the signoff would be:
I'm Cave Johnson, don't @ me.
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Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.
Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places
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Same thing happens at Christmas.
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*parts of North America
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Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.
Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places
Absolutely - rainbow capitalism can be a problem, and actively attacking that rainbow capitalism from a place of bigotry-in-power can be a far bigger problem. Visibility and representation matter.
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Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.
The enumerations would work if he's reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn't like it
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Same thing happens at Christmas.
Much more pronounced too. It goes way beyond a few posters and flags. Xmas songs, trees,food etc. It's on everything all over the place. Pride needs to really up its game to get up to Xmas level.
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Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.
Very moist!
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I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.
I think specifically Portal 1 GLADOS.
