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The 1,000,000,000th repository in GitHub has been created! And it's something alright.

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  • R [email protected]

    I'm glad this project has been forked. I really want to see the direction other developers go with it

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    Forking shit, man.

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    • rrconkle@lemmy.zipR [email protected]

      https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit

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      #5

      Perfect.

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      • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

        Forking shit, man.

        subignition@fedia.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
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        Holy forking shirtballs

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          Best shit I've seen all week.

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            I was gonna say that a billion repos is crazy, but I alone have 30 repositories and I don't even consider myself that serious

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            • subignition@fedia.ioS [email protected]

              Holy forking shirtballs

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              #9

              For those who don't know, that is a reference to "the good place". Go watch it now.

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                Even Linus seems to like this repo.

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                • S [email protected]

                  For those who don't know, that is a reference to "the good place". Go watch it now.

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                  #11

                  And go in blind

                  Watch the first one of two episodes. Like the humor? Continue watching

                  It's one of the funniest and philosophical shows in existence

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Even Linus seems to like this repo.

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                    Sadly people love to fake commits from Linus, and it is extremely provably not from him.

                    https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else?tab=readme-ov-file

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                      #13

                      How did this guy time it to be the 1 Billionth?

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                      • rrconkle@lemmy.zipR [email protected]

                        https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit

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                        #14

                        Got renamed 😞

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                        • rrconkle@lemmy.zipR [email protected]

                          https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit

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                          Needs 💩, should I open a PR?

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                          • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

                            I was gonna say that a billion repos is crazy, but I alone have 30 repositories and I don't even consider myself that serious

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                            Take into account that in order to make PRs to a repository you don't have access to, you have to make a fork of the repo. Which means another repo.

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                            • S [email protected]

                              And go in blind

                              Watch the first one of two episodes. Like the humor? Continue watching

                              It's one of the funniest and philosophical shows in existence

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                              ::: spoiler [don't] tap for spoiler
                              Like figuring out factorio for the first time, it is something I wish I could live again.
                              :::

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                                Imagine you're a GitHub employee tasked with leaving a nice message for the 1 billionth repo. Seeing that counter tick towards that joyful moment, anticipation builds.

                                What would it be? The next Linux display manager? Something as impactful as Docker or Kubernetes? The early beginnings of a radical new OS?

                                Nope, it turns out to be shit. 💩

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                                • redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]

                                  Got renamed 😞

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                                  Still shit on my machine.

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                                  • routhinator@startrek.websiteR [email protected]

                                    Still shit on my machine.

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                                    Now I see shit again too. The unfortunate author may be torn on what to do.

                                    Edit: https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/21
                                    This issue mentions the name was changed.

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