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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

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      just like fucking for virginity

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        Can someone help me point out what part of this is parody?

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          just like fucking for virginity

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          I recall when the news was testing out that phrase 'deescalation through escalation'

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            I recall when the news was testing out that phrase 'deescalation through escalation'

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            They've done this in the past, bombing nuclear enrichment facilities...

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              Can someone help me point out what part of this is parody?

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              I cannot

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                War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength

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                  I recall when the news was testing out that phrase 'deescalation through escalation'

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                  it's there a term, for rethoric so painfully stupid, that the media pretends it's reasonable.

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                    Can someone help me point out what part of this is parody?

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                    The onion has eaten it's tail in 2025. Or the world has.

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                      Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu. May the people who voted for parties that support his coalition get the day they voted for.

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                        Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu. May the people who voted for parties that support his coalition get the day they voted for.

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                        They voted for him and his party 6 times. Not like other primes was not criminals too

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                          Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

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