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    You just need something to attach to the cylinder.

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      You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la

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        Less shameful than the M&Ms I guess.

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          Got that DSN (dick sucking nostril)

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            On a semi related note does anyone have instructions on how to remove an Ice Age Manny the mammoth toy ball from a small cylinder?

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              You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la

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              ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la

              Mmmm, my ding ding dong

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                You're going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren't you?

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                    You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it's removal.

                    Then put some balls in it, that's what belongs there.

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                    Do you put the balls in the condom first or...?

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                    • professorproteus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                      ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la

                      Mmmm, my ding ding dong

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                      🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶

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                        it's got a trigger, don't it? yeet that meat

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                          You're going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren't you?

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                          I think this ship has already sailed

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                            On a semi related note does anyone have instructions on how to remove an Ice Age Manny the mammoth toy ball from a small cylinder?

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                            CRANK THAT HOG

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                              According to the internet, if its broken it either needs duct tape, wd 40, or percussive maintenance

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                                According to the internet, if its broken it either needs duct tape, wd 40, or percussive maintenance

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                                None of these are an option in this specific scenario.

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                                  M(ario)PREG

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                                    CRANK THAT HOG

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                                    CRANK THAT HOGG

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                                        🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶

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                                        The collective age of this comment chain is now approximately 120.

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                                        • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                                          it's got a trigger, don't it? yeet that meat

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                                          If you don't yeet your meat, you can't have any pudding

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