Yes, this is what people did back then
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I'd walk out to the street then light me up that cigarette and strap shoes on my feet.
I'd probably try to find a reason where everything went wrong. I'd really like to find a reason why my money is all gone.
You got a dog? Still smoke?
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Cell phones existed in 1995. They were expensive and just used for making phone calls, tho.
Had the internet too. I'd be playing Doom or checking out Usenet forums.
Making actual phone calls‽ The horror!
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I'd walk out to the street then light me up that cigarette and strap shoes on my feet.
I'd probably try to find a reason where everything went wrong. I'd really like to find a reason why my money is all gone.
You do mean your fee-f-f-f-feet?
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You got a dog? Still smoke?
and I can still play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot.
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Go to all the live gigs, then invest. Probably steal PayPal.
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Register google dot com
wrote last edited by [email protected]They would just pick another dumb name, like Stample or Croaker and we'd be stuck Croaking things
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Calling friends and talk to them for hours.
Noo I'm using the dialup!
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Go back to sleep
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Play a Diku or Circle MUD on the local library BBS
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Butterfly effect, your investments changes the fate of the companies you invest in.
In terms of the global economy I doubt any of us could raise enough capital to impact corporate strategy
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Two chicks at the same time
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Use up my turns in Tradewars 2002 on my local BBS and some other door games.
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Do you wake up as you are now, or as you were back then? I didn’t exist in 1995.
I'm sure you were still a twinkle in your parents' eyes. And I don't envy what you're about to see.
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Try to find that cool looking Beavis and Butthead site I saw my brother browsing in the earliest days of our internet access. I had asked him where he found it and he couldn't remember, so I searched and searched and searched to no avail. I never found that Beavis and Butthead site. I just remember there was a lot of yellow.
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Invent bitcoin
Unfortunately the Pentium 60 botches your blockchain with some bad floating point operations.
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TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you'd be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.
Ah yes, spend 30 minutes to download an image and print it out on your dot matrix printer to hide for use when you can't access the computer.
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Buy a cellphone. We already had them in the late 80's.
Who am I, Parker Lewis?
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Masturbate, back to sleep.
This is the correct answer.
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First thing? Honestly, probably curl into the fetal position and start bawling for a while as I fully relax for the first time since circa 2007.
wrote last edited by [email protected]P.S. it's April 19th and you're currently relaxing in the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building. Enjoy your well-earned R&R!
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1995? Springer and the price is right in the morning (Bob Barker baby!) then Aladdin, Batman/Superman, Animaniacs and the Simpsons in the afternoon.
In-between all that we get 90s commercials!
Please tell me it's Friday, because that means the evening is Family Matters or Sliders, Boy Meets World, Step by Step, and Hangin' With Mr. Cooper.
