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  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

    like when you squeeze your butthole tight, it's the same muscular exercise that makes your dick bob up and down when you're erect, so it's phallic and anal at the same time! which is pretty cool. i hope i am not wrong

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    You are right about it affecting both of the motions.

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      You are right about it affecting both of the motions.

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      cool i'm going to kegeljork all day at work thanks buddy (_o_) <--- i'm jorking

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        I often reference this...

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          Coach Z?

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            I'm a simple man. I see Peanits, I upvote.

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            • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

              cool i'm going to kegeljork all day at work thanks buddy (_o_) <--- i'm jorking

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              Not hard enough. Write me when it's a dot!

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                is this the original meme? jorking the peanits?

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                  is this the original meme? jorking the peanits?

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                  no this is a joke pretending that these are the lyrics to "Stripped" by Depeche Mode

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                  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                    i imagined "jorking" meant kegels but for dudes

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                    like jelqing

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                      no this is a joke pretending that these are the lyrics to "Stripped" by Depeche Mode

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                      dis-a-PPOINTED!!!

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                      • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                        like jelqing

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                        is that what I'm thinking of? it's like, when you tighten your ass muscles and it feels really good and you can do it repeatedly while looking people in the eye and they rarely figure it out?

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                        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                          is that what I'm thinking of? it's like, when you tighten your ass muscles and it feels really good and you can do it repeatedly while looking people in the eye and they rarely figure it out?

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                          suuuure, you tell people that you're jelqing in front of them

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                          • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                            suuuure, you tell people that you're jelqing in front of them

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                            they understand what "can i get the room" 5 minutes before the meeting starts means (CLEANUP LOL)

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                              Oh brother

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                                enjoy this islands

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