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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

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    I fucking bought it right up to the end.

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      Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup

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        Hey
        THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

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          He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.

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            Hey
            THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

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            The guests? I should hope so

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              Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

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                This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.

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                • toastedravioli@midwest.socialT [email protected]

                  Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

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                  On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.

                  Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.

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                  • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                    The guests? I should hope so

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                    Compost is beautiful

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                    • griff@lemmings.worldG [email protected]

                      Compost is beautiful

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                      It's the shit

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                        That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.

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