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I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing!

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  • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

    Huh. I thought Celsius was an alcoholic drink already. That's kind of the usual can size for those while energy drinks usually are Monster sized. Some exceptions if course, like Red Bull, but generally across the board those sizes are standardized for lack of a better descriptor.

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    Reminds me of the meme I saw two weeks ago where a wife said her husband had been drinking a White Claw before work because he thought they were energy drinks. That shit's hilarious.

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      interesting way to start a Saturday, not sure if being productive or drunk? drink the surprise beverage

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        Reminds me of the meme I saw two weeks ago where a wife said her husband had been drinking a White Claw before work because he thought they were energy drinks. That shit's hilarious.

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        Link for those that missed it

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          Reminds me of the meme I saw two weeks ago where a wife said her husband had been drinking a White Claw before work because he thought they were energy drinks. That shit's hilarious.

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          Who the fuck would enjoy a white claw if they aren't in it for the alcohol?

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            like Red Bull

            That's a big exception 😂

            iirc, Red Bull is older and Monster came later offering "more for less" as a way to gain market share, so small energy drink cans are more traditional

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            It may have been there longer, but when I go to the store 90% of the energy drinks are in the larger cans like Monster, not the traditional Red Bull can size.

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              Who the fuck would enjoy a white claw if they aren't in it for the alcohol?

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              Someone who likes flavored selzer waters?

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                Who the fuck would enjoy a white claw if they aren't in it for the alcohol?

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                To be fair, a lot of energy drinks also take like crap and have weird flavors and aftertastes.

                I can 100% see someone making that mistake if they don't normally drink alcohol or energy drinks all the time.

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                • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                  To be fair, a lot of energy drinks also take like crap and have weird flavors and aftertastes.

                  I can 100% see someone making that mistake if they don't normally drink alcohol or energy drinks all the time.

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                  True. I rarely ever drink energy drinks but just the smell of a redbull nearly makes me sick, that could be due to some foggy memories of Jaeger bombs however.

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                    like Red Bull

                    That's a big exception 😂

                    iirc, Red Bull is older and Monster came later offering "more for less" as a way to gain market share, so small energy drink cans are more traditional

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                    Red Bull was first, if I remember correctly Rockstar came before Monster and started the 16oz cans.

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                      If I were a teenager again, I'd be headed straight to all the grocery stores in town.

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                        How tf does this even happen

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                          How tf does this even happen

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                          Someone pressed the wrong button

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                            If I were a teenager again, I'd be headed straight to all the grocery stores in town.

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                            Better get that production number before you randomly buy cans like lotto players.

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                              If I were a teenager again, I'd be headed straight to all the grocery stores in town.

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                              Hell, when I was an Oklahoman teen you just had to know which store to buy at. Need cigs? Hotel at 51st and Harvard got a machine.

                              And that' why we were healthy! You had to ride to get your buzz on! (I'm only partially joking.)

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                                Someone who likes flavored selzer waters?

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                                Hell, I liked Zima in the 90s. Low-alcohol tasteless seltzer-beer? Put me in coach! LOL, I might drink it today.

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                                  Let's be real here. They're recalling it because it isn't called "Fahrenheit". Get an education system, USA.

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                                    Hell, when I was an Oklahoman teen you just had to know which store to buy at. Need cigs? Hotel at 51st and Harvard got a machine.

                                    And that' why we were healthy! You had to ride to get your buzz on! (I'm only partially joking.)

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                                    Yeah we had our sources too 😉

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                                      Someone pressed the wrong button

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                                      Or loaded a wrong roll (or whatever) of labels

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                                      • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                        Huh. I thought Celsius was an alcoholic drink already. That's kind of the usual can size for those while energy drinks usually are Monster sized. Some exceptions if course, like Red Bull, but generally across the board those sizes are standardized for lack of a better descriptor.

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                                        I don't know where you live, but I've only ever seen energy drinks come in small cans, like 33cl ones. Monster was the exception.

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                                          They will do anything to keep the metric system out.

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