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  • codiunicorn@programming.devC [email protected]
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    Write tests and run them, reiterate until all tests pass.

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      But not just text

      Also that's not converse to what the parent comment said

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      Did you want to converse about conversing?

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        Just to boast my old timer credentials.

        There is an utility program in IBM’s mainframe operating system, z/OS, that has been there since the 60s.

        It has just one assembly code instruction: a BR 14, which means basically ‘return’.

        The first version was bugged and IBM had to issue a PTF (patch) to fix it.

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        Reminds me of how in some old Unix system, /bin/true was a shell script.

        ...well, if it needs to just be a program that returns 0, that's a reasonable thing to do. An empty shell script returns 0.

        Of course, since this was an old proprietary Unix system, the shell script had a giant header comment that said this is proprietary information and if you disclose this the lawyers will come at ya like a ton of bricks. ...never mind that this was a program that literally does nothing.

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          Write tests and run them, reiterate until all tests pass.

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          That doesn't sound viby to me, though. You expect people to actually code? /s

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            And that's what happens when you spend a trillion dollars on an autocomplete: amazing at making things look like whatever it's imitating, but with zero understanding of why the original looked that way.

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            I mean, there's about a billion ways it's been shown to have actual coherent originality at this point, and so it must have understanding of some kind. That's how I know I and other humans have understanding, after all.

            What it's not is aligned to care about anything other than making plausible-looking text.

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              well, it only took 2 years to go from the cursed will smith eating spaghetti video to veo3 which can make completely lifelike videos with audio. so who knows what the future holds

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              cursed will smith eating spaghetti video

              oh gods, why did I look it up

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                Okay, you can't just drop that bombshell without elaborating. What sort of bug could exist in a program which contains a single return instruction?!?

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                It didn’t clear the return code. In mainframe jobs, successful executions are expected to return zero (in the machine R15 register).

                So in this case fixing the bug required to add an instruction instead of removing one.

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                  I mean, there's about a billion ways it's been shown to have actual coherent originality at this point, and so it must have understanding of some kind. That's how I know I and other humans have understanding, after all.

                  What it's not is aligned to care about anything other than making plausible-looking text.

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                  Coherent originality does not point to the machine’s understanding; the human is the one capable of finding a result coherent and weighting their program to produce more results in that vein.

                  Your brain does not function in the same way as an artificial neural network, nor are they even in the same neighborhood of capability. John Carmack estimates the brain to be four orders of magnitude more efficient in its thinking; Andrej Karpathy says six.

                  And none of these tech companies even pretend that they’ve invented a caring machine that they just haven’t inspired yet. Don’t ascribe further moral and intellectual capabilities to server racks than do the people who advertise them.

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                  • isveryloud@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                    Yes, all of JetBrains' tools handle project-wide renames practically perfectly, even in weirder things like Angular projects where templates may reference variables.

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                    Just be carerul when refactoring variable names in doc comments, I've seen some weird stuff happen there

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                    • iavicenna@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                      I am on you with this one. It is also very helpful in argument heavy libraries like plotly. If I ask a simple question like "in plotly how do I do this and that to the xaxis" etc it generally gives correct answers, saving me having to do internet research for 5-10 minutes or read documentations for functions with 1000 inputs. I even managed to get it to render a simple scene of cloud of points with some interactivity in 3js after about 30 minutes of back and forth. Not knowing much javascript, that would take me at least a couple hours. So yeah it can be useful as an assistant to someone who already knows coding (so the person can vet and debug the code).

                      Though if you weigh pros and cons of how LLMs are used (tons of fake internet garbage, tons of energy used, very convincing disinformation bots), I am not convinced benefits are worth the damages.

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                      Why do you want AI to save you for learning and understanding the tools you use?

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                        That doesn't sound viby to me, though. You expect people to actually code? /s

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                        You can vibe code the tests too y'know

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                        • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                          It confidently gave me one

                          IMO, that's one of the biggest "sins" of the current LLMs, they're trained to generate words that make them sound confident.

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                          Sycophants.

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                            Coherent originality does not point to the machine’s understanding; the human is the one capable of finding a result coherent and weighting their program to produce more results in that vein.

                            Your brain does not function in the same way as an artificial neural network, nor are they even in the same neighborhood of capability. John Carmack estimates the brain to be four orders of magnitude more efficient in its thinking; Andrej Karpathy says six.

                            And none of these tech companies even pretend that they’ve invented a caring machine that they just haven’t inspired yet. Don’t ascribe further moral and intellectual capabilities to server racks than do the people who advertise them.

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                            Coherent originality does not point to the machine’s understanding; the human is the one capable of finding a result coherent and weighting their program to produce more results in that vein.

                            You got the "originality" part there, right? I'm talking about tasks that never came close to being in the training data. Would you like me to link some of the research?

                            Your brain does not function in the same way as an artificial neural network, nor are they even in the same neighborhood of capability. John Carmack estimates the brain to be four orders of magnitude more efficient in its thinking; Andrej Karpathy says six.

                            Given that both biological and computer neural nets very by orders of magnitude in size, that means pretty little. It's true that one is based on continuous floats and the other is dynamic peaks, but the end result is often remarkably similar in function and behavior.

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                              You can vibe code the tests too y'know

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                              You know, I'd be interested to know what the critical size you can get to with that approach is before it becomes useless.

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                                You can fit an awful lot of Perl into one line too if you minimize it. It'll be completely unreadable to most anyone, but it'll run

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                                Qrpff says hello. Or, rather, decrypts DVD movies in 472 bytes of code, 531 if you want the fast version that can do it in real time. The Wikipedia article on it includes the full source code of both.

                                https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Qrpff

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                                  This made me laugh so hard one of the dogs came to check in on me.

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                                  Oh my goodness, that's adorable and sweet of your dog! Also, I'm so glad you had such a big laugh. I love when that happens.

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                                  • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Watching the serious people trying to use AI to code gives me the same feeling as the cybertruck people exploring the limits of their car. XD

                                    "It's terrible and I should hate it, but gosh it it isn't just so cool"

                                    I wish i could get so excited over disappointing garbage

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                                    You definitely could use AI to code, the catch is you need to know how to code first.

                                    I use AI to write code for mundane tasks all the time. I also review and integrate the code myself.

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                                      You definitely could use AI to code, the catch is you need to know how to code first.

                                      I use AI to write code for mundane tasks all the time. I also review and integrate the code myself.

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                                      The AI code my “expert in a related but otherwise not helpful field” coworker writes helps me have a lot of extra work to do!

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                                        Why do you want AI to save you for learning and understanding the tools you use?

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                                        If you do it through AI you can still learn. After all I go through the code to understand what is going on. And for not so complex tasks LLMs are good at commenting the code (though it can bullshit from time to time so you have to approach it critically).

                                        But anyways the stuff I ask LLMs are generally just one off tasks. If I need to use something more frequently, I do prefer reading stuff for more in depth understanding.

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                                          You know, I'd be interested to know what the critical size you can get to with that approach is before it becomes useless.

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                                          It can become pretty bad quickly, with just a small project with only 15-20 files. I've been using cursor IDE, building out flow charts & tests manually, and just seeing where it goes.

                                          And while incredibly impressive how it's creating all the steps, it then goes into chaos mode where it will start ignoring all the rules. It'll start changing tests, start pulling in random libraries, not at all thinking holistically about how everything fits together.

                                          Then you try to reel it in, and it continues to go rampant. And for me, that's when I either take the wheel or roll back.

                                          I highly recommend every programmer watch it in action.

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