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How often do you take him for a walk?

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    I got this thing online that has four straps connected together and you put it under your mattress with the ends of the straps sticking out and you can strap someone to the bed. Since you asked.

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    I also have those, would recommend

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      I'm all in favor of using unconventional methods for health and safety, but really outside of a few special cases like improving blood-flow in reattached limbs or other body parts, I'm not sure why we're trying to put leaches on children, it seems like a bad idea, but I guess if you just keep leaches as pets and don't have another blood source for them, maybe just ask your kids first. Smh.

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        Are chained kids particularly difficult to raise, more so than before (and than kids in any other culture besides the one that puts leashes on their kids...)? Were people doing this 100 years ago in America, for instance? Or is it yet another example of social decay, that parents can't even discipline/raise their kids well enough to allow them outside without leashes?

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        This isn't an issue, it's used by some parents with very small children in busy areas like amusement parks or if they have special needs, but hardly anyone actually cares outside of comedy skits. Nobody actually feels shame or anything. It's played up for laughs.

        There's like 20% of every Lemmy/Reddit post about things like this from people who are thinking WAY too hard about things.

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          I literally have never seen a kid on a leash IRL (I'm not American) nor heard anyone say "goddamn this kid is so hard to raise, lemme put him on a leash". Never seen a pic of my gramps on a leash, or a history book showing leashed kids. Through millennia kids have been properly raised without leashes. So, I ask again, is this not just another example of how incompetent people have gotten at being people in some areas of the world?

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          It's barely a thing. Some parents with special-needs kids or parents with a lot to juggle in places like amusement parks sometimes use leashes or backpack-leads to keep their very young kids close, but nobody actually cares much, nobody is actually shamed, nobody laughs and points, nobody gives it a second glance.

          This is the kind of thing that's played up for laughs or memed about because it's objectively a funny concept depending on context, but don't get lost down the rabbit-hole of internet users overthinking every goddamn thing and making everything into an issue.

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            The fuck are you on about? Have you never had a kid disappear on you in a mall? There's no cars there

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            Multiple people in the thread are talking about using them because of worries about a kid running out into traffic.

            Quit pretending that a statement has to apply 100% of the time in every possible circumstance in order to be generally true.

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            • R [email protected]

              I got this thing online that has four straps connected together and you put it under your mattress with the ends of the straps sticking out and you can strap someone to the bed. Since you asked.

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              Hypothesis still valid, we need more data

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                "Timmy want a lootbox?"

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                Yes, you know he does.

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                  We tried that with my son. Nothing worked. We could zip tie the closures and he would be out of it in minutes. He was a runner from age three to around seven years old. The school was happy when he wanted boot and we bought him some woody boots. He couldn't run as fast. OP there is a POS. He hasn't lived it and lacks the empathy to understand.

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                    I also have those, would recommend

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                    Drop that Amazon link bb

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                      I saw this disturbingly often when I worked retail, like maybe once a month? too often. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's a surefire way to make the adult the kid grows up into a puppyboy/girl/enby. I just don't see how it could ever not. I think this started with gen z actually, I saw a kid or two when I was younger with leashes on. Would love to see if this has been studied at all.

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                        Drop that Amazon link bb

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                        "under bed restraints" is what you're looking for, I don't feel like digging up the link for my exact ones from years ago lol

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                          "under bed restraints" is what you're looking for, I don't feel like digging up the link for my exact ones from years ago lol

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                          Thx qt pi

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                          • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                            Do you remember Harambe?!!! Harambe died for your pride! If that boy was in a leasg he would still be here and the world would be a better place. /s but not really?!

                            Seriously now, leashing a kid is not a bad thing. Young kids will run faster than light and human parents can avoid accidents, make sure the kid is is around.and shop without losing their minds. Let's normalize it. If you use a necklace, is that a collar? No. Leave moms alone

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                            A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.

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                              Drop that Amazon link bb

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                              I bought mine from an online store called The Stockroom

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                              • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]

                                I saw this disturbingly often when I worked retail, like maybe once a month? too often. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's a surefire way to make the adult the kid grows up into a puppyboy/girl/enby. I just don't see how it could ever not. I think this started with gen z actually, I saw a kid or two when I was younger with leashes on. Would love to see if this has been studied at all.

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                                This is a delusional take.

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                                • R [email protected]

                                  I was a leash kid

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                                  Ah, that explains it...

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                                  • devolution@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                    “Timmy want a cookie? Timmy want a cookie? Good boy!”

                                    Dammit dad, I’m 5!

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                                    High five! I’m dad

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                                    • R [email protected]

                                      I got this thing online that has four straps connected together and you put it under your mattress with the ends of the straps sticking out and you can strap someone to the bed. Since you asked.

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                                      THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT!

                                      (Apologies. Got a little excited there.)

                                      EDIT: Just realized little Jesus had to watch what went on last night.

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                                      • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]

                                        I saw this disturbingly often when I worked retail, like maybe once a month? too often. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's a surefire way to make the adult the kid grows up into a puppyboy/girl/enby. I just don't see how it could ever not. I think this started with gen z actually, I saw a kid or two when I was younger with leashes on. Would love to see if this has been studied at all.

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                                        They've been around since at least the 80s. Probably earlier.

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                                        • sarge@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

                                          I've always felt weird about parents who have those backpack leashes for their kids, but now that I've been living next to my in-laws for a year, who have 8 children, I understand some of them.

                                          I refuse to take some their kids anywhere unless one of them is with my wife and I.

                                          One would absolutely go sprinting full speed away and hide from us just because he thinks it's hilarious.

                                          Two would wander off because they saw something shiny and their brains are like an etch-a-sketches where every time a new thought enters, the old one has to get wiped away.

                                          One would do the exact opposite of anything we say just because he figures he can.

                                          And three others would absolutely just wander off, not because they want to but just because kids aren't always the best at spatial awareness and simply get too far away. And would be terrified if they noticed their adults were nowhere in sight.

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                                          Having that many children is child abuse. There’s no way they all get the parental attention they need.

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