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With all this newfangled nonsense I'm surprised you didn't pick ancient scroll or the orb like that other loser.
Or should I say poser. Wizard Pope my ass mole.
I'm a traditionalist and here you are suggesting I kill my 1000 rats? Ha, can't even bend the minds of rodents to assist you in your craft. Rats are friends, not filth.
Run along now with your microdose potions and pumpkin spice hex concoctions. I'll be here unlocking the depths of concious while enjoying the natural taste of a craft you could never achieve
Well bending their minds is not the issue whan you need them. The issue is when you don't need them.
They make a mess and you have to make sure they are fed or they will destroy your lab. Constantly controling them gets exhausting. And don't talk about you proprietary mind control stones. They never work as advertised and just lose connection so you have to restart the whole mind controll process on some rats.
Just more hassle than it's worth honestly.
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Bye bye, blood magic! But the ancient scroll could be equally spooky. And I could just bury the orb, I guess.
Hard agree. Blood Magic is just mystical credit card debt. You have to pay a some point.
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I don't need no damn pageboy when I can magic up a golem that can do the same job!
Page boys who complain about losing their jobs to magic are just luddites anyway.
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The actual pageboy or just the yeye-ass haircut?
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Who else is going to boy the pages?
I almost spit out my coffee hahaha
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I see eye of newt, but where, prithee, is your...
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Hard agree. Blood Magic is just mystical credit card debt. You have to pay a some point.
You have to pay a some point.
Someone has to pay for it, not necessarily you. You can get all kinds of blood, sometimes even consensually!
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Eye of newt is just what they called mustard seeds, so that
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I don't need no damn pageboy when I can magic up a golem that can do the same job!
Page boys who complain about losing their jobs to magic are just luddites anyway.
You can’t fuck a golem.
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You can’t fuck a golem.
Not with that attitude. Sounds like your weird still isn't enough of a pro yet.
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Not with that attitude. Sounds like your weird still isn't enough of a pro yet.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You think I haven’t tried!? If you build a butthole in your golem, all the clay leaks out. What do you think I spent all that time at CERN for? Particles aren’t the only objects I tried to enter at a great rate of speed! Years of research went into that answer! My own wife left me for the golem! You think my weird isn’t pro!? My weird is magna cum loud from the graduating class of yo mama’s house, ya snot flicker!
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Hard agree. Blood Magic is just mystical credit card debt. You have to pay a some point.
also like, there's lymph magic too! No one ever remembers about lymph magic, just because it's less obvious and impressive..
