If you know you know.
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Shove a cold beer into hot sand. Great idea.
wrote last edited by [email protected]This was my first thought. My second was about the beach closest to my apartment on the Puget Sound. The sand there is always wet and cold, even on a 90 degree day. This bottle design is still silly for 99% of beaches in existence, though. I just happen to live in a unicorn climate.
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And be unable to use the bottle anywhere else. We already have all sorts of cup holder options for the beach; this looks like a solution in search of a problem.
Not to mention it's sand... You can prop up a flat bottomed bottle into it pretty easily.
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please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
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Is it really hard to make a classic beer bottle stand in sand? I'd think that by "screwing" it you can make the sand underneath flat enough, but i never actually tried so I'm maybe missing some obvious practical obstacle.
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Ooohhh! Those should molotov up nicely!
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In the sand you say.
two in the band one in the sand as I've always said.
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Yeah that needs a flare on it
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"So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down."
"Get out..."
"No, no, that's what really happened."
"No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital."
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Ooohhh! Those should molotov up nicely!
wrote last edited by [email protected]Slap some fins on and it'll make drone delivery (of beer) more accurate at least.
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It was a tragic accident while we were playing beer darts at the beach i promise!
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So they didn't realize that you can already stick a normal beer bottle in the sand
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Honey what's wrong? You haven't touched your Corona(tm) butt plug
A plug should have a base. That's more of a butt mortar
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please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.
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Shove a cold beer into hot sand. Great idea.
The sand is cool just a couple of inches down.
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You can already stick a beer bottle in the sand. If you're determined enough, also your ass (Wikipedia, SFW).
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Not to mention it's sand... You can prop up a flat bottomed bottle into it pretty easily.
I just push my beer can in until it sticks. Easy money.
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You can already stick a beer bottle in the sand. If you're determined enough, also your ass (Wikipedia, SFW).
My ER clerk friend told me that one night a guy walked in and tried to hand her what looked like the ball of a trailer hitch, and for some reason it had burn marks on it and it stunk. She told him to get it out of there and asked him what he did with it and why he was there. He had set it on fire and shoved it up his ass. Why he set it on fire first is a mystery, but he just wanted to be seen for his burns to his hands. At least nobody had to fish it out.
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sorry, but... does the label say "dream blindness"?
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Is it really hard to make a classic beer bottle stand in sand? I'd think that by "screwing" it you can make the sand underneath flat enough, but i never actually tried so I'm maybe missing some obvious practical obstacle.
You miss nothing. This is bullshit and should not get any PR.
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Looks like a old torpedo bottle.
https://www.qwant.com/?client=ff_android&t=images&q=torpedo+bottle
