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    My buddy says "chasm" with a soft ch. We've tried to correct him. He doesn't hear us. He also pronounces "tome" like "tomb".

    We play DnD together if anyone was wondering why these words would come up with any regularity.

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    I've heard "chasm" pronounced as both "chaz-um" and "kaz-um"

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      how did you say it? Amelly-or-ate?

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      A-mealio-rate

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        What about words that everybody pronounces wrong, such as “nougat”? No, it’s not “new-git”, it’s “new-gah”. I even heard “nugget” from somebody not long ago.

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        Apparently "nihilism" is meant to be pronounced like "nee-hilism", but if you say it like that, nobody knows what the fuck you're trying to say.

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          Who the hell pronounced nougat as new-git?

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          Milky Way candy bar commercials in the US?

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            Milky Way candy bar commercials in the US?

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            Can we just disconnect the whole country from the internet? Too many weird things coming out of there /hj

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              Can we just disconnect the whole country from the internet? Too many weird things coming out of there /hj

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              Did you just offer me a handjob?

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                Did you just offer me a handjob?

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                  i pronounced "Ascendancy" with a dance in the middle and "Achievement" with a sound like a hissing cat instead of "chief".

                  I know better now, but i caused some laughs.

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                    I heard that in the US, every business needs to have a publicly listed phone number, not to mention the number of times I see "TEXT ... TO ..." or "CALL ..." displayed more prominently than the URL on ads. Why do they still do so much over the phone?

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                      Nice save

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                        Nice save

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                        I like to save the handjobs till at least the first date uwu

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                          I heard that in the US, every business needs to have a publicly listed phone number, not to mention the number of times I see "TEXT ... TO ..." or "CALL ..." displayed more prominently than the URL on ads. Why do they still do so much over the phone?

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                          IF you're thinking that's a legal thing, it is not. In my experience it's the opposite. Companies obscure their phone number because taking calls costs more than dealing with a chat or email.

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                            For me, this was Ganymede.

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                            ganny meade? gahny meade? Don't hold out on us!

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                              taught

                              Why the hell have a gh if it’s silent? English is screwy

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                              To distinguish it from taut which is pronounced the exact same way. 🙂

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                              • tonava@sopuli.xyzT [email protected]

                                In finnish it's the same and I've even had the same experience! We write almost completely phonetically so something like "spelling bee" is an insane thought. English writing system is basically abstract at this point and you just need to learn to pronounce each individual word lmao

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                                The "c" in Pacific Ocean is pronounced 3 different ways.

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                                  Calliope

                                  Hegemony

                                  Vitiligo

                                  These are a few of my recent ones.

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                                  cal lie o pee? Think I got that one.

                                  Haver never heard hegemony spoken aloud.

                                  Jesus, I've been saying vih tag lio.

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                                    The first time I read the word "undetermined" was in Percy Jackson. I assumed it had some greek pronounciation to it. At some point I must have had to read it out loud in front of the class.

                                    I pronounced it un-debtor-mind

                                    Traumatic moment for preteen me

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                                    Did the same with misshapen. miss happen. My genius IQ gf was laughing her ass off!

                                    "I look miss happen in that picture!"

                                    "What?"

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                                      ganny meade? gahny meade? Don't hold out on us!

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                                      I pronounced it gan-ih-midee like a Greek person's name. It's supposed to be gani meed

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                                        I mean, even if you're too lazy to pull out a dictionary, you can search online how to pronounce words.

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                                        Problem is, you sometimes don't know you need correction.

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                                          You call French inconsistent, I call you ignorant of its rules. They are many, they are complex, they don't make sense (but, surprisingly, languages don't ever make sense, they just are), but are for the most part consistent. Especially compared to English.

                                          In French, "eau" is pronounced like "o". It's dumb. But it's always true. Meanwhile, the "i" in "alive" and "live" are pronounced differently for no good reason.

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                                          Learning French and finding that irregular verbs are rare blew me away.

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