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I don't see the problem

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  • B [email protected]

    thats german anglicisms for you. before smartphones we called mobile phones handys

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    What are whistles? Blowys?

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    • R [email protected]

      Oh, I thought that was called pup play, not pet play.

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      I would think that pup play is just a subcategory of pet play specifically for dog type human pets.

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      • S [email protected]

        The kink of act like pets it seems

        Now if you allow me I'm gonna wash my hands and mind I touched tumblr...

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        And here I was, trying to crack "Walkies" instead

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        • L [email protected]

          What is it called now? They are still teaching to call smartphones a Handy in german classes.

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          Me and all my friends all call them "Handys".

          And to people not familar with English loanwords in German: Yes, the correct German pluralization ends with a "ys" and not as it would be correct in English: "ies". The same is true for "Hobbys" and "Babys", not sure if there are more.

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          • S [email protected]

            The kink of act like pets it seems

            Now if you allow me I'm gonna wash my hands and mind I touched tumblr...

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            Hmmm. Having a pet sounds fun.

            But probably not something I'd seek a relationship over.

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              The kink of act like pets it seems

              Now if you allow me I'm gonna wash my hands and mind I touched tumblr...

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              You don't like the idea of having someone gently pet you and scratch behind your ears while they tell you how pretty and nice you are and how they'll take care of you?

              Cause it's pretty fucking nice even just as a game to play for a couple of hours.

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              • B [email protected]

                thats german anglicisms for you. before smartphones we called mobile phones handys

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                Before? They still call them that

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                • B [email protected]

                  It depends. Handy is still pretty common and everybody will know what you are talking about. But atleast in my circles we just call them smartphones most of the time now.

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                  Schlautelefon

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                  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

                    It's real

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                    UwU I want walkies with Mummy

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                    • E [email protected]

                      You don't like the idea of having someone gently pet you and scratch behind your ears while they tell you how pretty and nice you are and how they'll take care of you?

                      Cause it's pretty fucking nice even just as a game to play for a couple of hours.

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                      I want to eat pellets out of a bowl on the floor

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                      • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

                        It's real

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                        Eh, this seems like a niche enough kink that it's your own fault for thinking this sounds dirty. I'm kinda annoyed I know about it now. You should delete this post.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          I assume it's some kind of sex reference, is that right?

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                          lucky 1 in 10,000

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                          • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                            Schlautelefon

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                            Wischkästla

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                            • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                              Before? They still call them that

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                              Can confirm, we still call them that.

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                              • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

                                It's real

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                                Yeah, they could make his/hers sets and call it mummy and daddy walkies

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                                • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

                                  It's real

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                                  I can think of a couple people I know who would love to have one of those.

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                                  • E [email protected]

                                    You don't like the idea of having someone gently pet you and scratch behind your ears while they tell you how pretty and nice you are and how they'll take care of you?

                                    Cause it's pretty fucking nice even just as a game to play for a couple of hours.

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                                    Yeah this is more of a "walk in a leash" thing it seems.

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                                      It's real

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                                      Expanding the target demographic I see

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        Yeah this is more of a "walk in a leash" thing it seems.

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                                        I've both held and been on the leash at clubs.

                                        "Can I introduce my pet to you? She really likes ear scratches."

                                        People are WAY nicer to each other's pets than to other humans. It's nice to get that.

                                        Out in the street, yeah more people aren't going to get it, but then again, fuck the haters.

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                                          I want to eat pellets out of a bowl on the floor

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                                          Enjoy! Sounds like you have your shit together.

                                          The five steps to a satisfying sex life:

                                          • Know what you want

                                          • Accept what you want

                                          • Learn how to communicate what you want

                                          • Actually communicate what you want

                                          • Don't be too quick to decide who can and can't give you what you want

                                          Every one of these is way harder to do than say though.

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