A national tragedy

[passerby6497@lemmy.world]

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wizard420 (image of shitter thread)
The Wizard @wizard sex tape
JESUS CHRIST, TURN ON THE ORB. TURN ON THE ORB. ANY CHANNEL. THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES.

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Zaraxis the blue @sorceryN...
Breaking -
A second dragon has hit the Dual Spires.
More news to follow on this tragedy

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elmyra-is-tired
you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

wizard420
dragon blood can't erode mythril beams

transamericalights (image of a humanoid with blue glowing eyes/hair yelling at the camera)
THEY HIT THE FUCKING HEXAGON

[gork@sopuli.xyz]

Not the Hexagon! They're the Bestagon!

[theimpressivex@lemmy.today]

Gandalf did it!

[lime@feddit.nu]

they're going to let him go because he's white

[underpantsweevil@lemmy.world]

I would have gone with "The Pentagram"

[psycotica0@lemmy.ca]

I know this is just a me thing... but I think there's a lotta "me"s on here. I wish they'd used "JESUS CHRIST, GAZE INTO YOUR ORB" or something instead. The idea of "turning on" an orb just really rubs me in a bad way.

[kurwa@lemmy.world]

Very unwizardly.

[melodiousfunk@slrpnk.net]

While true, he did transition.

Someone tell me how to feel about this.

[grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Leaving your orb on all the time is a good way to get scryed on.

[sudmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Output:

He did transition
He did transition
He did transition
He did transition
He did transition
...

[melodiousfunk@slrpnk.net]

Racing thoughts? Aye, I think I can manage that.

[lime@feddit.nu]

is this an mj joke

[sudmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

It's kinda programmer-ish joke about interpreting

While true

As a function, and text after coma as its body block to output.
Sorry, I thpught it's funny

[melodiousfunk@slrpnk.net]

I also thought it was funny.

[sudmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I guess then I just didn't understand yours