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X (Twitter) is down in worldwide outage.

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  • T [email protected]

    Everyone knows that the best way to address DDOS is to unplug random servers until things either stop working, or start working again.

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    Don't you unplug it and plug it back in again?

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      Im going to have a meal of a block of cheddar cheese with melted cheese on top, with grated permesan sprinkled on top, basted with a 5lb tub of butter.

      Murica

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      You might consider adding a couple eggs to that. Since you can afford "permesan" and butter, I feel like it's possible you might even be able to afford the eggs without having to take out a small personal loan.

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        That's not really an authentic American meal unless you deep fry it in HFCS.

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        Is that pepper? Nope… gunpowder.

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          You might consider adding a couple eggs to that. Since you can afford "permesan" and butter, I feel like it's possible you might even be able to afford the eggs without having to take out a small personal loan.

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          A small loan of 1 million dollars.

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            Is that pepper? Nope… gunpowder.

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            Freedom powder.

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              You might consider adding a couple eggs to that. Since you can afford "permesan" and butter, I feel like it's possible you might even be able to afford the eggs without having to take out a small personal loan.

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              Permesan is just fancy Parmesan.

              I cant afford TWO whole eggs though. Thats just silly now.

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                Is that pepper? Nope… gunpowder.

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                Ah yes. Americas original pop rocks.

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                  Arkham Asylum grid failure

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                  The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch, to trigger a controlled explosion.

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                    Im going to have a meal of a block of cheddar cheese with melted cheese on top, with grated permesan sprinkled on top, basted with a 5lb tub of butter.

                    Murica

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                    This sounds as delicious as 64 slices of American cheese.

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                      • X, the former Twitter, has experienced a worldwide outage as of 12PM on Monday CAT.
                      • This is likely the first major outage of the company since Musk took ownership in 2022.
                      • The outage seems to have only lasted for about half an hour.
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                      Half an hour is still pretty huge for a site like Xitter.

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                        Let's gooooo. Take that garbage site out

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                        Ban X(twitter)! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKftOH54iNU&list=PL97L2N1GiucZrgAzdtjBGhhBPduZ7zpxA&index=7

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                        • tea@programming.devT [email protected]
                          • X, the former Twitter, has experienced a worldwide outage as of 12PM on Monday CAT.
                          • This is likely the first major outage of the company since Musk took ownership in 2022.
                          • The outage seems to have only lasted for about half an hour.
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                          Do it again!

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                          • tea@programming.devT [email protected]
                            • X, the former Twitter, has experienced a worldwide outage as of 12PM on Monday CAT.
                            • This is likely the first major outage of the company since Musk took ownership in 2022.
                            • The outage seems to have only lasted for about half an hour.
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                            Let it burn! It's not our problem.

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                            • G [email protected]

                              Oh no. So anyway, tonight we're having a stereotypical American meal that takes 25 minutes off your life; Sloppy joes, macaroni and cheese, and potato salad. It's quite good, everything made from scratch since I don't have a job anymore. How about you?

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                              I'm not going to lie, that sounds really good. I'm sorry about your job, but your dinner sounds amazing.

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                                This sounds as delicious as 64 slices of American cheese.

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                                American cheese is not really cheese, and kinda gross compared to any other popular cheese.

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                                • tea@programming.devT [email protected]
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                                  I had a cheeseburger for dinner. It was….. okay.

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                                    Its been down at my house for a while now.

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                                      American cheese is not really cheese, and kinda gross compared to any other popular cheese.

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                                      Pfft. Found the Canadian.

                                      (PLEASEHELPOMGTAKEMEIN!!)

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                                        Pfft. Found the Canadian.

                                        (PLEASEHELPOMGTAKEMEIN!!)

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                                        No, American here. This was a sad day for me to hear those words, but it makes sense. We treat it like cheese, but it’s wannabe cheddar. Besides, cheddar is superior.

                                        Also, Canada has way better quality food than America. We’re kinda fucked.

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                                          I'm not going to lie, that sounds really good. I'm sorry about your job, but your dinner sounds amazing.

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                                          Honestly, it's almost a relief to hear someone say "sorry about your job" without adding the caveat "but DoD/DoE/NIH/USAID is fraud/waste/bad/scam" to the statement. And yes, it was a pretty darned good dinner as long as healthy wasn't one of the criteria.

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