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I'd choose 4,5 & 9

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    if i chose six, i wouldnt need any of the others.

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      My issue with 6 is that it feels like a monkey paw. There are times we shouldn't be happy, like tragedies happening to others, deaths ,etc. While being overall happy in life sounds great, always happy sounds like a cognitive issue.

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      You could do that with any of them. Super strong? Crushes friends when trying to hug them, etc.

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        Easy: 1, 4, 5. I don't care about the rest, don't need it or find it scary.

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          You could do that with any of them. Super strong? Crushes friends when trying to hug them, etc.

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          I understood it as your strength being controllable (like you're used to). The happy pill kinda sounds like you couldn't

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            @kingpepe8006 6, 9
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              That calls for a monkey's paw

              1. There's literally no more fat in your body. Your cells burst, you die immediately.
              2. You're not able to gain weight, but you still lose it. Every time you sweat, breathe out, go to the restroom - you lose weight. In a matter of month or two, you die from exhaustion.
              3. Now you can't buy groceries and really anything you want or need and are forever reliant on others to provide you with anything you didn't yourself produce.
              4. The height increase is achieved by all your organs instantly extending, causing internal injuries and disabilities and now many physical stresses can kill you.
              5. You're so strong you cannot adequately measure it, and have to be very careful not to break everything around you.
              6. You're always happy. You're never able to grieve, or reflect, or do anything. You've lost any reason to progress, or even really sustain yourself. You die in bliss on the streets.
              7. Followers are invading all of your personal life. They doxx you, follow you everywhere, try to document every moment of your existence. You cannot have peace and solitude ever again.
              8. You forgot your ex. You also forgot every good moment in your life you ever had together, and are left wondering what is that void in your brain. You will never know what happened. But someone, somewhere out there who is your ex will.
              9. Inflation came strong, and now everyone has millions upon millions of dollars. Too bad they're only worth a few rolls of toilet paper.
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                1. is just MDMA
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                  None please

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                    My issue with 6 is that it feels like a monkey paw. There are times we shouldn't be happy, like tragedies happening to others, deaths ,etc. While being overall happy in life sounds great, always happy sounds like a cognitive issue.

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                    To me it it gives a cliché lobotomy vibe

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                      I think some of these need clarification 😅

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                        Everyone's going to pick 9, right?

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                          Easy: 1, 4, 5. I don't care about the rest, don't need it or find it scary.

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                          1 would kill you pretty quickly. You physically need to be able to store fat from food, plus it sounds like it might just delete all the fat you have, which would kill you immediately.

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                            I understood it as your strength being controllable (like you're used to). The happy pill kinda sounds like you couldn't

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                            There might be a "super strength without durability is a curse" thing too but honestly a lot of these are obvious traps

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                              Isn’t 8 that Jim Carrey movie?

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                                1 would kill you pretty quickly. You physically need to be able to store fat from food, plus it sounds like it might just delete all the fat you have, which would kill you immediately.

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                                It's also water store. You dehydrate very quickly without constantly drinking Gatorade. It'd have to be Gatorade or an equivalent for your body to absorb it fast enough. Or a saline IV.

                                Hard to find now, but I've seen pictures of what people look like at extremely low (<4%) body fat. Every little detail in the muscle pops right out. It doesn't look attractive or healthy in any way.

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                                  Isn’t 8 that Jim Carrey movie?

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                                  Mfw when I watched it with my ex lmao

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                                    Mfw when I watched it with my ex lmao

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                                    The last movie me and my ex watched together was Synecdoche, NY which basically gave him permission to toss me out like an old newspaper, since he read the message of that film as “other people are interchangeable background characters in your life.”

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                                      That calls for a monkey's paw

                                      1. There's literally no more fat in your body. Your cells burst, you die immediately.
                                      2. You're not able to gain weight, but you still lose it. Every time you sweat, breathe out, go to the restroom - you lose weight. In a matter of month or two, you die from exhaustion.
                                      3. Now you can't buy groceries and really anything you want or need and are forever reliant on others to provide you with anything you didn't yourself produce.
                                      4. The height increase is achieved by all your organs instantly extending, causing internal injuries and disabilities and now many physical stresses can kill you.
                                      5. You're so strong you cannot adequately measure it, and have to be very careful not to break everything around you.
                                      6. You're always happy. You're never able to grieve, or reflect, or do anything. You've lost any reason to progress, or even really sustain yourself. You die in bliss on the streets.
                                      7. Followers are invading all of your personal life. They doxx you, follow you everywhere, try to document every moment of your existence. You cannot have peace and solitude ever again.
                                      8. You forgot your ex. You also forgot every good moment in your life you ever had together, and are left wondering what is that void in your brain. You will never know what happened. But someone, somewhere out there who is your ex will.
                                      9. Inflation came strong, and now everyone has millions upon millions of dollars. Too bad they're only worth a few rolls of toilet paper.
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                                      Oh definitely 1 then

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                                        That calls for a monkey's paw

                                        1. There's literally no more fat in your body. Your cells burst, you die immediately.
                                        2. You're not able to gain weight, but you still lose it. Every time you sweat, breathe out, go to the restroom - you lose weight. In a matter of month or two, you die from exhaustion.
                                        3. Now you can't buy groceries and really anything you want or need and are forever reliant on others to provide you with anything you didn't yourself produce.
                                        4. The height increase is achieved by all your organs instantly extending, causing internal injuries and disabilities and now many physical stresses can kill you.
                                        5. You're so strong you cannot adequately measure it, and have to be very careful not to break everything around you.
                                        6. You're always happy. You're never able to grieve, or reflect, or do anything. You've lost any reason to progress, or even really sustain yourself. You die in bliss on the streets.
                                        7. Followers are invading all of your personal life. They doxx you, follow you everywhere, try to document every moment of your existence. You cannot have peace and solitude ever again.
                                        8. You forgot your ex. You also forgot every good moment in your life you ever had together, and are left wondering what is that void in your brain. You will never know what happened. But someone, somewhere out there who is your ex will.
                                        9. Inflation came strong, and now everyone has millions upon millions of dollars. Too bad they're only worth a few rolls of toilet paper.
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                                        This is what I thought too when I read them, the last one (money) was the only one I didn't see any problems with. It made me think about the post about picking a superpower and the first comment was your side effect for using it but this was the other way around, pick your side effect haha

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                                          Isn’t 8 that Jim Carrey movie?

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                                          Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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