Stand up for each other
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Dude, lighten up. Pretend he has to go take a shit or something.
Businesses should be able to have more than one staff to cover breaks. If there was only one employee who disappeared for fifteen minutes to take a shit, I'd still not go back or support their business. I used to run a restaurant that sometimes ran as few as two people, but one is unacceptable.
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The humor comes from absurdity. Knowing that it's made up greatly decreases the absurdity.
I'm an absurdist first when it comes to comedy. I still thought this was funny. I can get to the end and understand that it probably wasn't real while still enjoying the story. Source: will joke about punching a baby for the hell of it. Or a nun punching a baby.
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Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.
All of the "nothing ever happens" people need to literally touch grass. Shit like this happens all of the time in major cities.
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All of the "nothing ever happens" people need to literally touch grass. Shit like this happens all of the time in major cities.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I thought it was pretty believable up until the fist bump. That part has "and then everyone clapped" energy. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the story is true.
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I thought it was pretty believable up until the fist bump. That part has "and then everyone clapped" energy. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the story is true.
Fair enough...
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Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that
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Businesses should be able to have more than one staff to cover breaks. If there was only one employee who disappeared for fifteen minutes to take a shit, I'd still not go back or support their business. I used to run a restaurant that sometimes ran as few as two people, but one is unacceptable.
#IT'S A FUCKING SANDWICH KIOSK
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but as an atheist, it sucks to be lumped in like this.
Every person with a religious belief knows this feeling.
And atheists tend to be more religious than most theists. Some are chill, but you'll probably never know they're atheists.
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Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.
As someone on vacation, with a fanny pack, I am offended.
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Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.
I want to believe poster, but it's a nun and a giant Armenian man slyly fistbumping
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Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.
Then everyone clapped
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I'm also an atheist, have been for a long time. I also hate getting lumped in with these dbags. I could try to formulate a well-reasoned argument for why we shouldn't admonish religious people, but you cannot reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into, and the performative kind of hate that people like Lovable Sidekick have towards all religious beliefs and practices is not founded on reason.
I cannot convince Lovable Sidekick to stfu, because they do not care about the effect they have on our image, they care about people knowing they're an atheist. I might convince other atheists to stfu, by making fun of the insufferable ones.
That’s fair, and hopefully it works! I didn’t mean to spiel at you. I was just sad that people see us like that, even though it’s nothing I haven’t heard before.
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but as an atheist, it sucks to be lumped in like this.
Every person with a religious belief knows this feeling.
I’m sure people in every group, especially religions, feel like this at some point. Still sucks though.
