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    ITT: people who start screaming because they don't realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

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    #72

    It's only supposed to turn it into a heading when there's a space between the hashtag and the heading text. If it's doing it immediately after the hash, that's an issue with your client. All the comments here look fine for me on Alexandria, base Lemmy, and Boost.

    #This should just be normal size

    This shouldn't be

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      Oh well I never made any objection to the beauty standards so I agree I guess? I only said I don’t want to look like that, I’m a little old school, I want to look like all those Greek statues.

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      tiny wee wee included?

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        Second from the right is just Freddie Mercury

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        Who? Mr. beast?

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          Why does the guy on the left look like he's wearing a collar made of skin?

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          It's his tan line. None of those guys ever saw the sun without wearing a suit.

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            Do they even lift?

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              One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.

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              • forester@pawb.socialF [email protected]

                I'd rather have my 3% body fat "skinny arms" then synth arms.

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                How can you form coherent thoughts at 3%? I would only be able to think about food

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                  Fine young lads

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                    How can you form coherent thoughts at 3%? I would only be able to think about food

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                    I just don't eat sugar for the most part. Plenty of carbs and protein for slow metabolism but no sodas etc. for sugar crashes so I just have constant energy. I normally fast through breakfast and lunch eat a snack eat dinner eat another snack

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                      Yeah you can generally tell, the neck and shoulders have more androgen receptors so they will typically have bulbous shoulders, oversized traps and a thick neck. Other giveaways are early balding, back acne, and rapid muscle gain. And huge mass monsters are pretty obvious. If you were really interested you could take a look at Jesse James West on YouTube. He's about the peak muscularity someone can reasonably achieve without steroids outside of genetically gifted individuals. He interviews gym girls often and they rate him so low haha.

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                      Well, Mr. JJW'S results are more work than I want to do, so I don't have to worry.

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                      • forester@pawb.socialF [email protected]

                        My point was that I'm able to lift heavier things than most people would assume because I'm low body fat but I'm the same weight as someone who does have 15%bodyfat for my height.

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                        Oh the 3% was not an expression… Al I can say is that I seriously doubt you really are 3% bf. If you are I hope you have all your affairs in order because you’re probably not long for the world.

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                          Oh the 3% was not an expression… Al I can say is that I seriously doubt you really are 3% bf. If you are I hope you have all your affairs in order because you’re probably not long for the world.

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                          I think I'd know if I was about to die but thanks... Maintaining my weight is easy it's putting weight on that's a pain. I've tried the super size me diet and besides raising my cholesterol I was in impacted. Long of the short I have underlying conditions that make processing and eating food a pain.

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                            It's totally fine for me if you want to look like one of those Roman or greek statues but I don't think the (above) average greek or todays indigenous people look(ed) much different from the guys in the post, eg Yanomami for reference: https://images.app.goo.gl/xR5KMPCo6XMwnQne6

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                            Cmon that photo you linked makes my point exactly. The tribesmen clearly have better muscle mass. Just look at the man in the far right, that dude has fairly developed biceps and shoulders. Guy on the far left, I think I even see some vascularity.

                            I think you might be looking at the chest only, which is actually pretty hard to build without weightlifting so it makes sense that neither would look like what our idea of muscular is in the modern day. Even the first bodybuilders had “underdeveloped “ chests.

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                              Do they even lift?

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                              Enough to beat your ass in fisticuffs

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                              • S [email protected]

                                Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild.. unless you're on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you'd get ratio'd into oblivion

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                                I wonder how well a 1950s Mr Universe Sean Connery would do today?

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                                  I just don't eat sugar for the most part. Plenty of carbs and protein for slow metabolism but no sodas etc. for sugar crashes so I just have constant energy. I normally fast through breakfast and lunch eat a snack eat dinner eat another snack

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                                  And do you get good muscle recovery from this diet? I do a lot of running and cycling, eating (high carb) during my activities has really helped faster recovery and helped control cravings later.

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                                    I think I'd know if I was about to die but thanks... Maintaining my weight is easy it's putting weight on that's a pain. I've tried the super size me diet and besides raising my cholesterol I was in impacted. Long of the short I have underlying conditions that make processing and eating food a pain.

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                                    3% body fat is the amount of essential body fat needed to survive. Keyword survive, meaning you are breathing and your organs are still working but you are probably not capable of walking very far or doing anything for very long without collapsing. You’ve seen images of the 1943 famines in india? Those people were 3% body fat. So what I guess I’m saying is that I’d be willing to bet that you are at a higher body fat % than that, possibly around 6%-10% if you are capable of functioning in a day to day basis.

                                    I don’t know about your medical issues, but if your problem is getting food in maybe try drinking them instead of eating them. Lots of people who have trouble gaining weight eat a lot less than what they think they need to in order to gain because they feel full with very little food. A mass gainer can help a lot with that because it’s like 800-1k kcal without being as filling as a fast food combo. So between that and breakfast +!another meal you should be close to 2200 kcal which should make you gain weight depending on your height. But again this is just general advice, I don’t know any about the conditions you mention so this might not work for you.

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                                      tiny wee wee included?

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                                      We prefer the term feminine penis these days

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                                        One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.

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                                        That looks like tom hanks kid

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                                          #4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements

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