Make a new friend!
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What's even supposed to be scary about skinwalkers? That they can shape shift? That's not scary. That's badass!
It's not the shapeshifting itself, but the fact that they're malevolent beings.
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and that's when you get it with the old fork in the eye
The forking is the best part.
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The forking is the best part.
so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
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so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
How YOU doin’?
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How YOU doin’?
this amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
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this amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
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If you live in a rural area they're better at delivering if it's real muddy out.
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If you live in a rural area they're better at delivering if it's real muddy out.
They only use people with the best traction on their skin.
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I'd take that gamble for a chance at some whimsey. What else am I doing with my life.
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those jaywalks were lousy
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those jaywalks were lousy
But what about the forking?
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But what about the forking?
i dunno how's your eye feel?
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i dunno how's your eye feel?
It’s completely forked, tbh.
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It’s completely forked, tbh.
then all good on my end i guess
